michaeljnelson
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Want a free trip - w/ VIP perks - to San Diego to see our next live show? (When you meet me I will give you bacon!)
11:41 AM Nov 25th
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Just reviewing a short for our Christmas Short-Stravaganza: it will blow your Christmas mind, man.
9:36 AM Nov 25th
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Fast ampersand Furious offered about 236 scantily clad lllladies. Which falls short of my scantily clad llllady minimum of 238.
1:07 AM Nov 25th
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Gonna spend a few hours with some shirtless werewolves tomorrow. Time permitting, we all might go see New Moon.
12:35 AM Nov 25th
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Sometimes I hear the voice of Redd Foxx in my head, urging me use one of his "you so ugly" put-downs on people who really don't deserve it.
3:13 PM Nov 24th
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Same news as last tweet, only with exciting accompanying graphic!
4:35 PM Nov 20th
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Come to the theater in Escondido to watch us perform our Christmas Shortstravaganza. I promise surprises.
4:21 PM Nov 20th
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@ It's about at that level, with maybe an extra dose of "REALLY - what the HELL was that?!"
8:49 PM Nov 19th
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@ Yes, live. We will riff your Thanksgiving. If you give me stuffing...
8:49 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to kerrence
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@ Yea, amazing, but this wiped out all memory of that weirdness.
8:48 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to Captainhuge
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@ Withhold judgment. Did I mention it's weird...?
8:36 PM Nov 19th
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Take the weirdest thing you've ever seen, add four or five layers of weird, then do mushrooms, and that's our next release at @
8:33 PM Nov 19th
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Today's spam: "Your order for love." Its impact was lessened by its immediate neighbor, "Cheap prices on colon cleanse."
8:29 AM Nov 19th
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Will I be there at the New Moon premiere? I will. Will I be wearing sparkly body make-up? Maybe. Negotiations are ongoing.
10:59 PM Nov 17th
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Thinking of taking up the sport of Candlepin Bowling. Not letting the fact that I'm NOT a Maritime Canadian dissuade me.
9:59 PM Nov 17th
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@ Welcome, and thanks. Please let me know if my many pun-based jokes hurt too much.
9:54 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to deppisch
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RT @: Recording a Rifftrax today w/ @ but sans Australia-traveling @. Will hire a singing bear to make
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9:51 PM Nov 17th
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@ Hey, Jimmy, welcome. I have no idea what the hell to do with this thing... (But, hey, how's the family..?)
9:51 PM Nov 17th
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@ You're on to me.
9:52 PM Nov 14th
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in reply to gorphax84
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Epaulets are dignified, so from now on I will wear nothing - NOTHING, YOU PRUDES - but epaulets.
9:29 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Michael J Nelson
- Location San Diego, California
- Web http://www.rifftr...
- Bio Michael J. Nelson spends his energies over at RiffTrax.com, making movies funny.
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