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  1. Want a free trip - w/ VIP perks - to San Diego to see our next live show? (When you meet me I will give you bacon!) http://bit.ly/7qklIQ
  2. Just reviewing a short for our Christmas Short-Stravaganza: it will blow your Christmas mind, man. http://bit.ly/2U6y8z
  3. Fast ampersand Furious offered about 236 scantily clad lllladies. Which falls short of my scantily clad llllady minimum of 238.
  4. Gonna spend a few hours with some shirtless werewolves tomorrow. Time permitting, we all might go see New Moon.
  5. Sometimes I hear the voice of Redd Foxx in my head, urging me use one of his "you so ugly" put-downs on people who really don't deserve it.
  6. Same news as last tweet, only with exciting accompanying graphic! http://bit.ly/6rex37
  7. Come to the theater in Escondido to watch us perform our Christmas Shortstravaganza. I promise surprises. http://tinyurl.com/ycx9eqe
  8. @Spidey004 It's about at that level, with maybe an extra dose of "REALLY - what the HELL was that?!"
  9. @kerrence Yes, live. We will riff your Thanksgiving. If you give me stuffing...
  10. @Captainhuge Yea, amazing, but this wiped out all memory of that weirdness.
  11. @amygil11 Withhold judgment. Did I mention it's weird...?
  12. Take the weirdest thing you've ever seen, add four or five layers of weird, then do mushrooms, and that's our next release at @rifftrax
  13. Today's spam: "Your order for love." Its impact was lessened by its immediate neighbor, "Cheap prices on colon cleanse."
  14. Will I be there at the New Moon premiere? I will. Will I be wearing sparkly body make-up? Maybe. Negotiations are ongoing.
  15. Thinking of taking up the sport of Candlepin Bowling. Not letting the fact that I'm NOT a Maritime Canadian dissuade me.
  16. @deppisch Welcome, and thanks. Please let me know if my many pun-based jokes hurt too much.
  17. RT @BillCorbett: Recording a Rifftrax today w/ @michaeljnelson but sans Australia-traveling @kwmurphy. Will hire a singing bear to make ...
  18. @jimmymakshadow Hey, Jimmy, welcome. I have no idea what the hell to do with this thing... (But, hey, how's the family..?)
  19. @gorphax84 You're on to me.
  20. Epaulets are dignified, so from now on I will wear nothing - NOTHING, YOU PRUDES - but epaulets.