michaelianblack
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In the spirit of the GOP, I've decided to block my son's nomination to sing at the Winter Concert.
about 7 hours ago
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Hurry up, snow. I'm desperately waiting to cancel every plan I've ever made.
about 9 hours ago
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I wish I had a helicopter and I wish it was made out of pizza.
about 11 hours ago
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Me and @ tell funny stories of humiliation and despair: The new Risk podcast is up.
about 16 hours ago
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Hey dinner, why don't you fucking make yourself?
3:07 PM Feb 8th
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Enjoyed "Undercover Boss" much more than the Super Bowl, and hated myself for it.
9:11 AM Feb 8th
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Gave myself a concussion while eating buffalo wings during the game just to see what it's like. Short answer: awesome.
8:34 PM Feb 7th
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Today I'm just rooting for a good game and a streaker.
9:43 AM Feb 7th
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Super Bowl tomorrow, which sets in motion my annual question to myself: "Why am I watching this?"
8:07 AM Feb 6th
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"Everything I do, I do it for you." Even take a shit, Bryan Adams? Even take a SHIT?
8:26 PM Feb 5th
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Good way to piss people off: invite everybody to Super Bowl party. Only food: "all you can eat" hummus bar.
12:50 PM Feb 5th
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CNN headline today: "Incest is never consensual." Obviously CNN never read "Flowers in the Attic."
8:38 AM Feb 5th
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More bad news @. RT @: I can't go either. Sorry Tom and Mack and Dan. See you at the company picnic or whatever.
8:14 PM Feb 3rd
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@ Hey Tom, just got word that @ can't make it either. RT Daveteems: dang, Tom and Mike I can't make it tonight either.
7:59 PM Feb 3rd
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@ Tom, I can't make it tonight.
5:37 PM Feb 3rd
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Of course gays should serve in the army. Who's better at exercising, polishing things, and making their beds really well? Nobody!
4:45 PM Feb 3rd
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Finally saw "Avatar." My pithy one-word review: sucks.
2:04 PM Feb 3rd
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Going to an 11am showing of Avatar with my wife. Hopefully some nice young people there can gum my popcorn for me.
7:34 AM Feb 3rd
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Domestic violence rises on Super Bowl Sunday. Not in my house. It's pretty much the same level all year round.
5:18 PM Feb 2nd
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Either my son hates music or music hates my son. Either way, he is practicing the cello.
4:41 PM Feb 2nd
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