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  1. My partner @mshowalter is on Letterman tonight. Big whoop. I was on the Adam Carolla podcast. Suck it, Showalter!
  2. "The State" on DVD today! More pudding, more Doug, no residuals!
  3. @kevin_tor kevin_"In support of #MMHI, i will be painting my profile pic in the color of hilarious." Today we defeat Iran!! And the Bahamas!
  4. For my new show "Michael & Michael Have Issues," I'm starting #MMHI as a new trending topic. It will totally confuse the computers in Iran!
  5. Read about me freaking out over the premiere of "Michael & Michael Have Issues:" http://www.michaelianblack.... WARNING: NO NUDITY!!!
  6. Heading to a blogger event tonight, which feels a little oxymoronic.
  7. New idea for an animal: Pegapotamus, which is a winged hippopotamus. Would make adorable stuffed animals and terrifying poops.
  8. First Klondike video up: http://tinyurl.com/m6jrjk. The whole "what would you do for a Klondike Bar" thing is iconic. Therefore I am iconic.
  9. Three days until "Michael and Michael Have Issues" on Comedy Central! 10:30 EST. Like eating pizza and jerking off at the same time!!!
  10. Like so many relationships in my life, I love Wii Mario Kart, but I don't understand it.
  11. My first thought every time I get a headache: "aneurysm." My first thought every time I have an aneurysm: "flmphh."
  12. Just bought a Wii for my kids, which is to say I bought it for me and may or may not let my kids use it.
  13. Early New Year's resolution: less hateful screeds against that motherfucker Tom Hanks.
  14. RT @mshowalter "an article about me and @michaelianblack in the NYT http://bit.ly/Ph8UO." It's the only the paper of record. Whatevs.
  15. #followfriday @joshmalina @maclizzy @stevehuff @mshowalter. Also, if you are a child who lives in a rat-filled town, the Pied Piper.
  16. Had a mysterious nose bleed this morning. Could be my nose period.
  17. Took some strong flu medication yesterday. Woke up with a pentagram tattooed on my forehead.
  18. RT @davidwain Comedy Central showing THE STATE & STELLA this wknd...then @mshowalter & @michaelianblack starts next wk!
  19. Sorry I've been so filthy today. It's the flu medication. And the perversion.
  20. Did "Loveline" tonight. The fisting joke may have been too much. Or at least the part when I talked about being fisted up to the elbow.