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  1. In the spirit of the GOP, I've decided to block my son's nomination to sing at the Winter Concert. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Hurry up, snow. I'm desperately waiting to cancel every plan I've ever made. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. I wish I had a helicopter and I wish it was made out of pizza. about 11 hours ago from web
  4. Me and @kerrikenney tell funny stories of humiliation and despair: The new Risk podcast is up. http://tinyurl.com/ycatc79 about 16 hours ago from web
  5. Hey dinner, why don't you fucking make yourself? 3:07 PM Feb 8th from web
  6. Enjoyed "Undercover Boss" much more than the Super Bowl, and hated myself for it. 9:11 AM Feb 8th from web
  7. Gave myself a concussion while eating buffalo wings during the game just to see what it's like. Short answer: awesome. 8:34 PM Feb 7th from web
  8. Today I'm just rooting for a good game and a streaker. 9:43 AM Feb 7th from web
  9. Super Bowl tomorrow, which sets in motion my annual question to myself: "Why am I watching this?" 8:07 AM Feb 6th from web
  10. "Everything I do, I do it for you." Even take a shit, Bryan Adams? Even take a SHIT? 8:26 PM Feb 5th from web
  11. Good way to piss people off: invite everybody to Super Bowl party. Only food: "all you can eat" hummus bar. 12:50 PM Feb 5th from web
  12. CNN headline today: "Incest is never consensual." Obviously CNN never read "Flowers in the Attic." 8:38 AM Feb 5th from web
  13. More bad news @thomaslennon. RT @babynervosa: I can't go either. Sorry Tom and Mack and Dan. See you at the company picnic or whatever. 8:14 PM Feb 3rd from web
  14. @thomaslennon Hey Tom, just got word that @daveteems can't make it either. RT Daveteems: dang, Tom and Mike I can't make it tonight either. 7:59 PM Feb 3rd from web
  15. @thomaslennon Tom, I can't make it tonight. 5:37 PM Feb 3rd from web in reply to thomaslennon
  16. Of course gays should serve in the army. Who's better at exercising, polishing things, and making their beds really well? Nobody! 4:45 PM Feb 3rd from web
  17. Finally saw "Avatar." My pithy one-word review: sucks. 2:04 PM Feb 3rd from web
  18. Going to an 11am showing of Avatar with my wife. Hopefully some nice young people there can gum my popcorn for me. 7:34 AM Feb 3rd from web
  19. Domestic violence rises on Super Bowl Sunday. Not in my house. It's pretty much the same level all year round. 5:18 PM Feb 2nd from web
  20. Either my son hates music or music hates my son. Either way, he is practicing the cello. 4:41 PM Feb 2nd from web