michaelianblack
- My partner @mshowalter is on Letterman tonight. Big whoop. I was on the Adam Carolla podcast. Suck it, Showalter!35 minutes ago from web
- "The State" on DVD today! More pudding, more Doug, no residuals!about 9 hours ago from web
- @kevin_tor kevin_"In support of #MMHI, i will be painting my profile pic in the color of hilarious." Today we defeat Iran!! And the Bahamas!about 12 hours ago from web in reply to kevin_tor
- For my new show "Michael & Michael Have Issues," I'm starting #MMHI as a new trending topic. It will totally confuse the computers in Iran!about 12 hours ago from web
- Read about me freaking out over the premiere of "Michael & Michael Have Issues:" http://www.michaelianblack.... WARNING: NO NUDITY!!!about 22 hours ago from web
- Heading to a blogger event tonight, which feels a little oxymoronic.3:44 PM Jul 13th from web
- New idea for an animal: Pegapotamus, which is a winged hippopotamus. Would make adorable stuffed animals and terrifying poops.12:32 PM Jul 13th from web
- First Klondike video up: http://tinyurl.com/m6jrjk. The whole "what would you do for a Klondike Bar" thing is iconic. Therefore I am iconic.8:40 AM Jul 13th from web
- Three days until "Michael and Michael Have Issues" on Comedy Central! 10:30 EST. Like eating pizza and jerking off at the same time!!!5:42 PM Jul 12th from web
- Like so many relationships in my life, I love Wii Mario Kart, but I don't understand it.2:45 PM Jul 12th from web
- My first thought every time I get a headache: "aneurysm." My first thought every time I have an aneurysm: "flmphh."7:10 PM Jul 11th from web
- Just bought a Wii for my kids, which is to say I bought it for me and may or may not let my kids use it.1:56 PM Jul 11th from web
- Early New Year's resolution: less hateful screeds against that motherfucker Tom Hanks.10:33 AM Jul 11th from web
- RT @mshowalter "an article about me and @michaelianblack in the NYT http://bit.ly/Ph8UO." It's the only the paper of record. Whatevs.7:12 PM Jul 10th from web
- #followfriday @joshmalina @maclizzy @stevehuff @mshowalter. Also, if you are a child who lives in a rat-filled town, the Pied Piper.11:02 AM Jul 10th from web
- Had a mysterious nose bleed this morning. Could be my nose period.5:39 AM Jul 10th from web
- Took some strong flu medication yesterday. Woke up with a pentagram tattooed on my forehead.8:03 PM Jul 9th from web
- RT @davidwain Comedy Central showing THE STATE & STELLA this wknd...then @mshowalter & @michaelianblack starts next wk!7:07 AM Jul 9th from web
- Sorry I've been so filthy today. It's the flu medication. And the perversion.12:09 AM Jul 9th from web
- Did "Loveline" tonight. The fisting joke may have been too much. Or at least the part when I talked about being fisted up to the elbow.11:49 PM Jul 8th from web
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