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  1. Can't decide if I'm feeling jacked, pumped, or amped. Might just be constipated. about 11 hours ago from web
  2. @BrianLynch I am boycotting decades ever since they deregulated (I have no idea what that means). about 11 hours ago from web in reply to BrianLynch
  3. Thinking about freshening up "plaid" by calling it "laser stripes." about 21 hours ago from web
  4. @meganphelps "He created them for the purpose of destroying them to show His power." Hey, that's what I do with Legos! 8:59 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  5. @meganphelps I don't read the Bible so good: why don't you just tell me your God smites and smotes and hates so much? Cuz I don't get it. 8:53 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  6. @meganphelps "They ARE His work! To what end?" God made gays. God hates gays. Therefore God hates Himself. Did I get it right? 8:21 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  7. @meganphelps "The ? is "what does God say?" I asked God- He said gay people are His work. He also said "Avatar" was pretty good. 8:05 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  8. @meganphelps Also disrespectful (indeed, hateful) to use hate speech against people you disagree with. 7:03 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  9. From @meganphelps: "that 'respect' should be for the laws & standards of God." I was thinking more for all people, even you. 6:28 PM Dec 14th from web
  10. A friend told me I should use Twitter to tell people how to live their lives, so I will: with love and respect. And lots of Kenny G. 5:27 PM Dec 14th from web
  11. @meganphelps "In hell, 1st grade humor won't get u a laugh OR a drop of water." That's ok. In hell I only drink the blood of virgins. 5:20 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  12. @meganphelps "It's truth, man; you just THINK it's nasty." That's exactly what I was going to say about my bright yellow phallus. 3:00 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  13. @meganphelps You got nasty first (calling me a liar and telling me I 'abuse' my platform.) All I did was mention my fluorescent wiener. 2:22 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  14. @meganphelps I beg to differ. Have you not read my essay, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow?" 2:03 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  15. @meganphelps Got it. Thanks for answering. I use what I earn to do the same. 1:45 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  16. @meganphelps So wait - you do or don't have a job? Again, just curious. 1:31 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  17. "Michael & Michael Have Issues" didn't get nominated for a Writer's Guild Award. But we did win an instant Big Mac at McDonalds. 12:53 PM Dec 14th from web
  18. @meganphelps Asking sincerely: how do you make a living? Does the church support you? Or do you work and then picket as a hobby? 11:39 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to meganphelps
  19. Thinking about starting a Formerly Blue Collar comedy tour featuring unemployed factory workers. 9:39 AM Dec 14th from web
  20. Between my last Tweet and now I spent forty-five years in Narnia. So annoyed to be back. 6:41 PM Dec 13th from web