michaelianblack
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Can't decide if I'm feeling jacked, pumped, or amped. Might just be constipated.
about 11 hours ago
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@ I am boycotting decades ever since they deregulated (I have no idea what that means).
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to BrianLynch
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Thinking about freshening up "plaid" by calling it "laser stripes."
about 21 hours ago
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@ "He created them for the purpose of destroying them to show His power." Hey, that's what I do with Legos!
8:59 PM Dec 14th
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@ I don't read the Bible so good: why don't you just tell me your God smites and smotes and hates so much? Cuz I don't get it.
8:53 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to meganphelps
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@ "They ARE His work! To what end?" God made gays. God hates gays. Therefore God hates Himself. Did I get it right?
8:21 PM Dec 14th
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@ "The ? is "what does God say?" I asked God- He said gay people are His work. He also said "Avatar" was pretty good.
8:05 PM Dec 14th
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@ Also disrespectful (indeed, hateful) to use hate speech against people you disagree with.
7:03 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to meganphelps
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From @: "that 'respect' should be for the laws & standards of God." I was thinking more for all people, even you.
6:28 PM Dec 14th
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A friend told me I should use Twitter to tell people how to live their lives, so I will: with love and respect. And lots of Kenny G.
5:27 PM Dec 14th
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@ "In hell, 1st grade humor won't get u a laugh OR a drop of water." That's ok. In hell I only drink the blood of virgins.
5:20 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to meganphelps
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@ "It's truth, man; you just THINK it's nasty." That's exactly what I was going to say about my bright yellow phallus.
3:00 PM Dec 14th
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@ You got nasty first (calling me a liar and telling me I 'abuse' my platform.) All I did was mention my fluorescent wiener.
2:22 PM Dec 14th
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@ I beg to differ. Have you not read my essay, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow?"
2:03 PM Dec 14th
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@ Got it. Thanks for answering. I use what I earn to do the same.
1:45 PM Dec 14th
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@ So wait - you do or don't have a job? Again, just curious.
1:31 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to meganphelps
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"Michael & Michael Have Issues" didn't get nominated for a Writer's Guild Award. But we did win an instant Big Mac at McDonalds.
12:53 PM Dec 14th
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@ Asking sincerely: how do you make a living? Does the church support you? Or do you work and then picket as a hobby?
11:39 AM Dec 14th
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Thinking about starting a Formerly Blue Collar comedy tour featuring unemployed factory workers.
9:39 AM Dec 14th
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Between my last Tweet and now I spent forty-five years in Narnia. So annoyed to be back.
6:41 PM Dec 13th
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