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My Roomba is humping my pedestal fan. Highly alarming.about 2 hours ago from web
RT @ST_TravelLight ...Link Inaugural Ride Ticket! ...Union Station... Tomorrow 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. The 1st 100 people there will get tickets.9:55 AM Jul 13th from web
is doing old-school Perl bioinformatics scripting.3:44 PM Jul 10th from web
@stynxno A recent NYT editorial suggested that everyone vote out the incumbent next time.9:48 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to stynxno
@nparmalee Make sure you do a complete backup first!1:16 PM Jul 9th from web
RT @phylogenomics AP: Obama to name gene guru Francis Collins NIH chief http://ff.im/-4Yl4A2:17 PM Jul 8th from web
@SilkyGreenBelly Don't get hooked; there is only a limited supply.9:27 PM Jul 5th from web
@linda_uruchurtu Yay! Congrats!12:20 PM Jul 3rd from web
@419scam I WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR FINANCIAL ENDEAVOR PLEASE SEND DETAILS HIGH-VALUE OPPORTUNITIES ONLY I AM A BUSY MAN12:14 PM Jul 3rd from web
Yay, holiday!12:00 PM Jul 3rd from web
@onebusaway alpha multiple stop feature is kick-ass.9:22 AM Jul 3rd from web
@corriemac Shenanigans in CA and NY really make me appreciate the professionalism of the TX legislature. Who knew?8:07 AM Jul 3rd from web
Poll: should I pay $10 to switch phone to 206 area code? Does anyone care about area codes these days? Keeping same number more important?8:19 AM Jul 2nd from web
Celebrate 27 years of @chrismear and win a cookie http://bit.ly/R6mkg7:53 AM Jul 2nd from web
is fascinated by the #ISMB FriendFeed http://friendfeed.com/ismbe...6:06 AM Jul 2nd from web
@chengus Wow, a #chenvasion hashtag. I must use it. It was a fun #chenvasion this weekend. Yeah.10:44 PM Jul 1st from web
@BlueMoonBurgers Crispier, larger, experiment with more salt and spices, higher potato to grease ratio (via @cailyns) those would all help.10:25 PM Jul 1st from web
@BlueMoonBurgers Highly enjoyed Burger of the Month. Wish fries were better though, my friends' #1 complaint. Waffles better but not great.8:24 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to BlueMoonBurgers
@gjcharlet That sucks.2:29 PM Jun 29th from web
just saw someone call Agua Verde "fantastic." I think they meant "mediocre." A common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.1:30 PM Jun 29th from web