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  1. Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn't meant to be reasonable. - Kurt Vonnegut 3:11 PM Oct 8th from Twitterrific
  2. Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! - "Blue Velvet" 10:25 PM Aug 28th from Twitterrific
  3. Every generation loses the messiah it has failed to deserve. -Michael Chabon 10:24 PM Aug 28th from Twitterrific
  4. The lady has been in and out of the hospital, dying in chapters, with a cliff-hanger at the end of every one. -Michael Chabon 9:05 PM Aug 5th from Twitterrific
  5. @Raw_Dog Cut my neck shaving the day of prom. The three inch gash made everyone think I tried to kill myself just before prom 9:25 AM May 5th from Twitterrific in reply to Raw_Dog
  6. @Raw_Dog Really? Following Frank Caliendo with Carlos Mencia? Might as well shit in my ear. With Bush & Madden gone, Frank's fucked 10:28 AM Apr 30th from Twitterrific in reply to Raw_Dog
  7. I survived the swine flu just by the hairs on my chinny chin chin 10:23 AM Apr 30th from Twitterrific
  8. The only good is knowledge, the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates 4:12 PM Apr 15th from Twitterrific
  9. It may be significant that the papacy of the Middle Ages always resisted the idea of "zero" as alien an heretical - Christopher Hitchens 4:02 PM Apr 15th from Twitterrific
  10. It's the special skill of an adolescent to imagine the end of the world as an adjunct to his own discontent. - Don DeLillo 4:08 PM Apr 6th from web
  11. When I get to heaven, I hope God speaks English as I don't want to have to point at a menu - Daniel Tosh 5:57 PM Mar 26th from Twitterrific
  12. Dude, Lot was kind of a dick. Sodom must've been really fucked up if God chose Lot over them. 1:26 PM Mar 25th from Twitterrific
  13. She's been so... Idealized. I almost can't remember her real face anymore 11:15 PM Mar 20th from Twitterrific
  14. I don't know when I'll be able to watch BSG's finale. I just can't let it be over... Not yet 11:13 PM Mar 20th from Twitterrific
  15. Just finished & returned Updike's Rabbit, Run. After such an emotional experience it feels so cheap to dump it in the library's return slot 2:43 PM Mar 20th from Twitterrific
  16. @michaelgleahy Stupid iPhone. It's hell not he'll. 1:59 PM Mar 19th from Twitterrific in reply to michaelgleahy
  17. Where the he'll have you been all my life John Updike? 1:58 PM Mar 19th from Twitterrific
  18. Goddamn if we don't lie to our children everyday... Tutoring is surprisingly disillusioning 12:34 PM Mar 18th from Twitterrific
  19. "If you have the guts to be yourself, other people'll pay your price." - John Updike 1:56 PM Mar 17th from Twitterrific
  20. Wet hot American summer is fucking awesome. Do yourself a favor and watch it. Steal it if you must. 9:22 PM Mar 16th from txt