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So Oscar Meyer is dead. Or rather the third one is. I didn't even think he was real. Next I'll be hearing that Chef Boyardee has kicked.8:12 PM Jul 8thfrom web
I think I'm becoming allergic to my own skin. Ohgodno1:30 PM Jul 8thfrom txt
Real test of manhood: whether or not one can drink the whiskey bottle down to the top of the label and still type sans looking at keysboard.11:04 PM Jul 6thfrom web
( I might more than most, but still...try at least a little, okay? )9:49 PM Jul 6thfrom web
Just gained a 'follower' based on the fact I said 'scanner'. Here's a hint, fella: most comickers won't benefit from a police scanner.9:49 PM Jul 6thfrom web