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@Lady_Of_Lebanon Are you truly the queen of Lebanon or is this all a big scam?2:13 AM Oct 29th from web
"Caution: Do not overtighten nuts"6:48 PM Oct 27th from web
@IvoRobotnik Nope! I should come up with a unique showbiz name to avoid future confusions. How's about, Murmur Firmur.5:20 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to IvoRobotnik
It seems like toilet bowls are acoustically designed for maximum butt noise amplification. Any toilet bowl designers care to comment?9:29 AM Oct 21st from web
@Lady_Of_Lebanon Done. Welcome to the Bro Brotherhood! We're thinking of claiming a city district to become the Bro Brotherhood 'Hood.9:27 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to Lady_Of_Lebanon
@ryanqnorth Happy belated first birthday! (I'm going to try to catch up on all the ones I missed. 28 additional messages en route.)2:15 PM Oct 20th from web
@betelgeusey Only if you update your blog (short for web log)5:44 PM Oct 18th from web in reply to betelgeusey
SUP Y'ALL11:32 AM Oct 18th from web
@byrobot No the orchard and I split up. There was lots of shouting, but it was just me yelling because it's an orchard. Orchards can't talk.7:33 PM Sep 25th from web in reply to byrobot
I'm trying to make scrambled eggs but all the king's horses and all the king's men keep getting in the way.1:48 PM Sep 25th from web
Quick illustration of a TF2 engineer in the middle of exploding blast debris boom fart joke: http://tinyurl.com/oe4fdh12:39 PM Sep 12th from web
I am back from PAX. I saw Tim Schafer walking down the street!5:05 PM Sep 7th from web
@scottlava Let's see how you like it! Dear everybody: scottlava's secret real name is Scott. The 'lava' part is COMPLETELY MADE UP.12:06 PM Aug 29th from web in reply to scottlava
Fanart streak continues with an unfinished L4D poster: http://tinyurl.com/kkc9nn I'd learn how to make the campaign but I'm too scared.7:06 PM Aug 25th from web
I trapped @mc_frontalot inside of an illustration! Will he find his way out in time to perform at PAX?! http://tinyurl.com/newmdb12:35 PM Aug 24th from web
@amazingsoup Maximum respect for respecting me maximally. It's almost your cue to go onstage, because I got so many props to give you.7:20 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to amazingsoup
I drew the guy from Zombies Ate My Neighbors! If you don't believe me here is photographic proof: http://tinyurl.com/mg5vva4:14 PM Aug 23rd from web
@Aginor27 I think I met your grandpa while I was in Iceland. Was he the guy with the glasses? There was a guy with glasses in Iceland.4:12 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to GrahamSig
@ryanqnorth I'm sorry! Next time I travel to an exotic land, you may join me for the voyage. How's about... Toronto?!4:11 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to ryanqnorth
Let's play a game where you guess who just got back from Iceland and will resume updating Moe comics this weekend. ME! I ruined the game.12:06 PM Aug 21st from web