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  1. Frank Rich says Palin is the only star left in the GOP. http://bit.ly/MGfqY How sad for them.
  2. Got "unsung hero of the newsroom" for the month. The key is to make long phone calls, then frown a lot and curse quietly under your breath.
  3. Whenever I know someone is a good writer, I automatically assume they're going to be bad with directions.
  4. RT @scrawledinwax: Arizona senator: "The Earth's... been here 6,000 years, long before anybody had environmental laws" and it's fine.
  5. Easier to just share the link. http://thesaurus.reference....
  6. http://twitpic.com/9pnw2 - Define: Marginalized (I swear this is real.)
  7. Why does all hold music have static like an untuned radio? With MP3s and satellite radio shouldn't we have this figured out by now?
  8. RT @seanhussey For Your Favorite Band to have been good, MJ doesn't have to have been bad. (The relentlessly quotable @seanhussey)
  9. Facebook QOTD: "Emrah Oner suggested you become a fan of Emrah Oner."
  10. QOTD:Tom Scocca: What is a "power broker," exactly? Does that go on someone's business card? Choire: I'm considering it. http://bit.ly/PQpwN
  11. It's a unique feeling, waiting for someone to confirm your relationship status
  12. RT @frank_miller: SPEAKING OF WHICH HOW MANY HORCRUXES ARE LEFT BEFORE MICHAEL JACKSON ACTUALLY IS DEAD?
  13. "Your plan...is stupid...and we are alll...going to die." Happy 4th! http://bit.ly/bszFM
  14. "He has the hottest girlfriend in the universe, Megan Fox, for whom banality is a huge aphrodisiac." http://bit.ly/f9l3
  15. QOTD: "Hippies rode away puttin' smiles on faces that the Devil wouldn't even put a shoe..." - Drive-By Truckers
  16. Oh shit, now she's following me. Uh...hi Gwyn! Loved you in...movies...and stuff...
  17. Gwyneth Paltrow dispenses wisdom on her web site: http://www.goop.com/ How have I lived so long without this?
  18. @charliestout Kinky! Surely there's at least one web site devoted to this.
  19. RT @charliestout The "puff of air" glaucoma test is administered by a machine. So why did the eye doctor actually blow into my eye?
  20. @instanttragedy Remember, he's not dead, just married!