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  1. My buddy James made this 45min comp of Fugazi stage banter and it's killing me. title: 'Having Fun On Stage with Fugazi.' #postlolcore about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. For me 2009 was the Year of Boxxy. Gaga made a late run but ended up the 'Empire State of Mind' to Boxxy's 'Break Up.' #SummerJamMetaphors about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Backed hard. RT @atencio: This could end in angry, possibly even xenophobic twitter updates. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. <3 for everyone's favorite shiny-shirted Jew! RT @badbanana: Celebrating a Neil Diamond Christmas this year. First step: Bedazzle the halls. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. In jail. When attempting to launder money don't 'wash it with Febreeze.' about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Dude @movingsideways--new SyFy show: 'Ghost Hunters Academy.' People must be taught how to yell at ghosts? about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. Used this Black Friday to embrace my inner Queen LaDivo and generally just set shit off. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Tiger Woods First to Mount 'Turkey-Drunk' DUI Defense about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  9. Jasper just bought a 'lifestyle beverage' called CinCun that tastes like potpouri. (sp?) 9:11 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  10. Just told this livery cab driver to turn up Nelly's 'Ride Wit Me.' Hey! Must be the money! 9:06 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  11. @white_lightning This how we do! 8:13 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to white_lightning
  12. Eva Green is my lady. Try me. Try my commitment. 8:03 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  13. old Destiny's Child jams rule my shit. #saymyname #doitmotherfucker 6:35 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  14. Watching this Beyonce special. Loving it. 6:30 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  15. @movingsideways Ro-ma-pa-pa-razzi? 6:08 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to movingsideways
  16. @movingsideways Fuckin TJ. Geez. 6:03 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to movingsideways
  17. @shhdontellsteve: Cut TJ off! WTF?! 5:28 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  18. @shhdontellsteve I love this. I love Steve. 5:05 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to shhdontellsteve
  19. whoa Hope Davis plays the French ticket agent in 'Home Alone'? #luv 3:42 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  20. Happy Thanksgiving! RT @enterbelladonna: I bet when I actually get his cock inside me, i'll cum instantly. 3:28 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie