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  1. Well, at least in 2012 I'll be able to make the repubtards taste a little of their own medicine. I'll be a mean anti-GOP birthing tea-bagger
  2. In the year 2009, American affluent white folk do not have children for any other reason than to photograph them for Facebook show & tell.
  3. I may get thrown out of the bicycling religion for revealing that it is well known amongst riders trainers destroy groins. I can not abide.
  4. I don't think my income taxes will be too hard to do this year.
  5. Lots of firsts this year. Another I can include on that list after today is "hit by car while riding bicycle". No harm no foul I suppose.
  6. Get used to it: your industry is dying. Stop bitching about it, be proactive. Adapt. Invent. It not your fault. It is your fault. Make new.
  7. Interesting situation to imagine: Training for U-Scan manager. "OK - answer the dumb questions: otherwise look completely uncommunicative".
  8. Headache situation. New approach: Pharmaceuticals. If it were a cocktail at a nice lounge, it'd be something shiny red and liver-destroying.
  9. The more I listen to music, the more I see that a true critic has to acquaint and dissociate himself with art constantly. On a 1st listen.
  10. So, is a four week long continuous migraine a sign of something more serious? OR: call dibs on my cellared beers and vintage bikes.
  11. Sometimes it feels as if life is a train pulling away from the station and I cannot catch it. If life flies by this quickly now...
  12. Going back and listening to older albums of artists you love is often a frustrating exercise in futility. If they're creative, that is.
  13. Everything new is old again.
  14. Facial hair gardening never gets old. Current configuration: clean slate!
  15. Two weeks and no tweets? I don't feel less satisfied. I do feel more like I'm going to combusticate #H1N1
  16. I noticed today that my lingering bicycle accident pain has made the trigger pull motion difficult. This is too literary a detail to ignore.
  17. Went to meet up with our town's local bike-flipper. Used to have a "vintage" store in town; found out no overhead Craigslisting way better.
  18. Hell is the Bonnie Hunt Show on repeat. If you know what I'm talking about, go outside, take a walk and some time for yourself.
  19. Encountered today: fired chick who is starting a panty business. Made out of bamboo. It was so hard for me to not make a panda joke.
  20. Know of a good knee surgeon? Who will work for free?