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  1. @MissKelsey I was invited to go watch him in the parade, but I didn't go.
  2. @ElGizmoCaca If only you had replied sooner... The ticket is long gone. :(
  3. @fyiagcg Unfortunately, the ticket has already been claimed. :( But it wouldn't have made you creepy either way!
  4. @SmashBash Sorry, I've given it away already. :( We'll do something soon, maybe! ;)
  5. @LeviBeamish Yes.
  6. @uncultured Anime faces always make people feel better: ^_^
  7. @uncultured You're an idiot.
  8. I have an extra ticket for the 10:45 showing of Avatar tonight in the Arclight Dome in Hollywood. Anyone interested?
  9. I was informed that wearing clothing makes you weigh more. Naked it is, then!
  10. @kthxraven Kthx, Raven! Merry Christmas to you, too! :D
  11. There's a dead reindeer on my roof and I'm not really sure what to do about it.
  12. If you value your life, do not enter Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season.
  13. What do you think Bill Gates puts on his Christmas list?
  14. Look, I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but it has to be said: horoscopes aren't real.
  15. Avatar: Kinda predictable with underdeveloped characters, but really, really fun to watch nonetheless. Visually beautiful.
  16. I just watched Avatar, then I peed in 3D.
  17. 255,000 people in a Facebook group dissing basic algebra don't realize that it just makes them look unintelligent.
  18. @jesikaaa :D
  19. @uncultured Weren't most people on the Titanic aliens?
  20. Cars were ugly in the 80's.