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  1. @tweeting_keith Are you trying to bring me to climax? 23 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to tweeting_keith
  2. @JamieRoss7 WHAT??!? IPSWICH?!!! I'm reevaluating everything I thought I knew about you... 26 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to JamieRoss7
  3. @JamieRoss7 This can't be your first trip over the border... can it? 30 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to JamieRoss7
  4. @tweeting_keith That's a beautiful and oddly erotic image. 32 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to tweeting_keith
  5. @JamieRoss7 This train journey has brought you back to us. But soon you'll return to university and we'll be alone again. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to JamieRoss7
  6. @adventuresofboz It's a celebratory repeat. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to adventuresofboz
  7. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. But the wind in Brighton goes right up your slice. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Well, that's that. Now for the alcoholic punch and Twister. Release the balloons! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @iamnotsteve Some truths are eternal. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to iamnotsteve
  10. RT @themanwhofell: There's not a lot you can say when "my bum is wet" is the opening gambit of a conversation. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. RT @serafinowicz: I can't wait until I get nostalgic for now. Ahh, those will be the days. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. RT @adventuresofboz: Wondering why I was suddenly a bit tense. Realised boardroom music from The Apprentice had popped up on my iPod. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. RT @JamieRoss7: Back with passport photos in hand. I look like a mildly amused tramp in a hurricane. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. RT @JoelRonson: Here is a tip for advertising, when they try to make adverts funny, they should actually make them funny about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. RT @simsta: From comment card; “I have requested 3 times a large clock in the theatre for people who are watching the time for their buses” about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. RT @SaliWho: I listen to Lady Gaga's 'Paparazzi' 5 - 10 times a day. An addiction to Star Trek-themed child porn would be less embarassing. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. RT @iamnotsteve: I've deleted semi-colons that are funnier than Kevin Bishop about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. RT @IanMartin: Internet was a bit slow. Asked nephew if he was downloading anything to his laptop. 'Oh. Yeah.' What? 'The Bible'. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. To celebrate my 2342nd tweet, here are some of my favourite tweets from others... about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  20. RT @Dorianlynskey: @alexispetridis I'm a stickler for the right epithet. Hate it when someone calls a twat a cunt or a dickhead a shit. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  • Name Michael Dennis
  • Location On tour.
  • Web http://www.michae...
  • Bio Stage Manager. Scribbler. Puppet. Pauper. Pirate. Poet. Prawn. King.
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