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  1. As it's Veterans Day, I must say the military has done NOTHING to defend OUR country since The War of 1812. http://tinyurl.com/yz4e2zr
  2. Happy Veterans Day? No. Veterans, and all military members, steal from taxpayers constantly. I spit on them. http://tinyurl.com/yz4e2zr
  3. I'm surprised by the number of people who visit my Web site via AOL. I mean, people still USE that ghetto thing?
  4. @ThatKevinSmith So when's the next Jay and Silent Bob flick coming? When? When?
  5. It's nice to have a BlackBerry (which I DIDN'T allow to be stolen, unlike a Texan), but it's nicer to be an RIM shareholder, too.
  6. Evolution- 2, Religion- 0, right @starchasr? Right.
  7. I'm setting my BlackBerry, which I didn't allow to be stolen as a certain Texan did, down for the night.
  8. I don't get why Muhammad's attorney's are crying, and claiming mental illness, which obviously does not exist. Mental illness is an act.
  9. I hope someday to be worthy of lethal injection, executed for all to see. That would be awesome to me.
  10. I don't know why they conceal the identities of the executioners. Whoever hit the button to kill John Muhammad is a fucking hero.
  11. What assclown decided that Muhammad's attorney could give a statement? Fuck Muhammad's filthy family and especially his terrorist kids.
  12. Huzzah! The D.C. Sniper, John Muhammad, is dead. Too bad it wasn't by firing squad. Another colored who turned to crime. No surprise.
  13. @UberTwiter yeah, but when is the new version due? It was supposed to be out in September, was it not?
  14. I might have been nicer had she been White, but it was not so. She kept apologizing, and I kept yelling. Such a good chew toy!
  15. An old colored lady just knocked. She looked out of it, off her meds. I yelled "get the fuck out of here," and she ran like hell! Pwned!
  16. @kingsthings But it won't take effect for 14-21 days. Until then, it's a nice placebo.
  17. So two Jewish guys came back to town after spending ten years in the desert. Seems one of them dropped a quarter.
  18. What happens in Harlem on Fathers' Day? Mass confusion.
  19. How do you get 12 coloreds in a car? Throw in a welfare check! How do you get them out? Toss in a job application!
  20. My, my. Texan artists are a racist sort, aren't they?