michael_crook
- As it's Veterans Day, I must say the military has done NOTHING to defend OUR country since The War of 1812. 19 minutes ago from web
- Happy Veterans Day? No. Veterans, and all military members, steal from taxpayers constantly. I spit on them. 25 minutes ago from web
- I'm surprised by the number of people who visit my Web site via AOL. I mean, people still USE that ghetto thing?35 minutes ago from web
- @ So when's the next Jay and Silent Bob flick coming? When? When?36 minutes ago from web
- It's nice to have a BlackBerry (which I DIDN'T allow to be stolen, unlike a Texan), but it's nicer to be an RIM shareholder, too.about 1 hour ago from web
- Evolution- 2, Religion- 0, right @? Right.about 2 hours ago from web
- I'm setting my BlackBerry, which I didn't allow to be stolen as a certain Texan did, down for the night.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- I don't get why Muhammad's attorney's are crying, and claiming mental illness, which obviously does not exist. Mental illness is an act.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- I hope someday to be worthy of lethal injection, executed for all to see. That would be awesome to me.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- I don't know why they conceal the identities of the executioners. Whoever hit the button to kill John Muhammad is a fucking hero.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- What assclown decided that Muhammad's attorney could give a statement? Fuck Muhammad's filthy family and especially his terrorist kids.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- Huzzah! The D.C. Sniper, John Muhammad, is dead. Too bad it wasn't by firing squad. Another colored who turned to crime. No surprise.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @ yeah, but when is the new version due? It was supposed to be out in September, was it not?about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to UberTwiter
- I might have been nicer had she been White, but it was not so. She kept apologizing, and I kept yelling. Such a good chew toy!about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
- An old colored lady just knocked. She looked out of it, off her meds. I yelled "get the fuck out of here," and she ran like hell! Pwned!about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @ But it won't take effect for 14-21 days. Until then, it's a nice placebo.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to kingsthings
- So two Jewish guys came back to town after spending ten years in the desert. Seems one of them dropped a quarter.about 16 hours ago from web
- What happens in Harlem on Fathers' Day? Mass confusion.about 16 hours ago from web
- How do you get 12 coloreds in a car? Throw in a welfare check! How do you get them out? Toss in a job application!about 16 hours ago from web
- My, my. Texan artists are a racist sort, aren't they?about 16 hours ago from web
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- Name Michael Crook
- Location Mays Landing, NJ
- Web http://www.michae...
- Bio I'm an anti-social blogger, writer, misanthrope, and general malcontent
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