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Take off the brakes and make it a fixed gear. I want this to be the kind of Ferrari that kids in Brooklyn would drive. 3:28 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
I'm just going to stay inside today and finish canning these pickled beets. 10:02 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
I think this remake of Sense and Sensibility is shaping up quite nice: http://www.heyokay.com/imag... 1:52 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
Intern, prepare my moon-ice bath. That Jazzercize sesh really tore the hell out of my shins. 4:27 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
I make all my own pants. Nothing but fabric, needle, thread, hard work, and plastic explosive. 8:30 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
Do they make a bigger Brita Filter? Because this is taking forevery to fill up my hot tub. 9:17 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
No, I'm serious. I can actually sweat myself clean. 4:28 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
My pet eagle just flew away. Let me know if you see him. White head, black body. Intense eyes. Eats poodles. Thanks. 4:30 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
Get Japan on the phone-- this translation is off: http://bit.ly/40F8KT 9:55 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
No Lou Diamond Phillips, I CLEARLY won that round of Capoeira. 2:17 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
So what if I sing the Baywatch them song at Karaoke? 6:05 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
I hereby promise to name my unborn children Nitro and Glycerin. 8:24 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
Diamond studded license plate cover = totally worth it. 2:11 PM Nov 4th from web
Halloween is my favorite holiday. Tried slutty Thanksgiving with the family last year but it just wasn't the same 11:41 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
@zomgcupcakes I have a whole closet of unitards if you just want to borrow one. 7:06 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to zomgcupcakes
I gave my interns the day off: http://bit.ly/C8974 8:16 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
Having trouble remembering-- Is the rule of thumb to just budget half as much dynamite for a documentary? 12:02 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
Kid, I like your style. Have your agent call me. RT @thesolster: 12seconds - Boom! http://tiny12.tv/W2W7J 3:16 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
In talks with Lego about my own line. The set would be called "Just Little Smoldering Bits of Plastic Land." 10:07 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
Give me my Hummer back. NOW. http://bit.ly/gi4HR 5:22 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie