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  1. Take off the brakes and make it a fixed gear. I want this to be the kind of Ferrari that kids in Brooklyn would drive.
  2. I'm just going to stay inside today and finish canning these pickled beets.
  3. I think this remake of Sense and Sensibility is shaping up quite nice: http://www.heyokay.com/imag...
  4. Intern, prepare my moon-ice bath. That Jazzercize sesh really tore the hell out of my shins.
  5. I make all my own pants. Nothing but fabric, needle, thread, hard work, and plastic explosive.
  6. Do they make a bigger Brita Filter? Because this is taking forevery to fill up my hot tub.
  7. No, I'm serious. I can actually sweat myself clean.
  8. My pet eagle just flew away. Let me know if you see him. White head, black body. Intense eyes. Eats poodles. Thanks.
  9. Get Japan on the phone-- this translation is off: http://bit.ly/40F8KT
  10. No Lou Diamond Phillips, I CLEARLY won that round of Capoeira.
  11. So what if I sing the Baywatch them song at Karaoke?
  12. I hereby promise to name my unborn children Nitro and Glycerin.
  13. Diamond studded license plate cover = totally worth it.
  14. Halloween is my favorite holiday. Tried slutty Thanksgiving with the family last year but it just wasn't the same
  15. @zomgcupcakes I have a whole closet of unitards if you just want to borrow one.
  16. I gave my interns the day off: http://bit.ly/C8974
  17. Having trouble remembering-- Is the rule of thumb to just budget half as much dynamite for a documentary?
  18. Kid, I like your style. Have your agent call me. RT @thesolster: 12seconds - Boom! http://tiny12.tv/W2W7J
  19. In talks with Lego about my own line. The set would be called "Just Little Smoldering Bits of Plastic Land."
  20. Give me my Hummer back. NOW. http://bit.ly/gi4HR