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If your eyebrows are not singed by now, then you are just not American.about 18 hours ago from API
If there's one thing that you remember today, it's that I invented Megan Fox. And fireworks.about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
I would like to commemorate today's holiday by reminding all of you that Megan fox is about as smart as a bag of sneakers.1:48 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
Oh, Grandma and her sparklers! She does this every year. http://bit.ly/37pJu12:30 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
My fireworks are getting off to a good start. http://bit.ly/w0GNr12:23 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
So what if I always carry a Mag Light?10:12 PM Jul 3rd from API
I actually do love it when they call me Big Poppa.9:44 PM Jul 3rd from API
This is my dream woman: http://bit.ly/APmN78:55 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
#followfriday @fireland I'd let this guy bag my groceries.12:45 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
Again people, I don't read reviews. I don't have anything against them. I just don't know how to read.12:02 PM Jul 2nd from API
2 lbs of pork bellies, on fire and catapulted into my mouth in slow-mo from the back of a c-130. Nothing starts the day like Michael Baycon.8:40 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
I win the Iditarod every year.8:09 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
The bottom line is that I make better sandwiches than all of you.10:04 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
I snuck a camera into the theatre last night for TFII. Here's some footage. http://bit.ly/fZpzA (via @Slottsherre)10:58 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
I was just informed that that is not a book for Transformers II. I've also been informed that there was not a script.10:50 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
#watchingtransformers2 I'm totally lost. Should I have read the book first?10:58 PM Jun 28th from web
#watchingtransformers2 Little transformers are funny. So are minorities & dogs humping. I bet Megan Fox smells like strawberry cigarettes.10:11 PM Jun 28th from web
#watchingtransformers2 Not sitting too close. I heard this was the last movie Billy Mays ever saw. I'm just saying...9:40 PM Jun 28th from mobile web
Fake Michael Bay will finally be going to see transformers tonight at 9:45 here: http://budurl.com/7nlb I'm ready to be showered in awesome.9:09 PM Jun 28th from web
My hair is stronger than steel wool and prettier than the Mona Lisa in a Paris sunset.8:59 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie