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  1. Was going to do a little rant about duck faces in profile photos, then looked at my own. In my defense, I *rarely* wear tights as pants.
  2. Sunset Santas in SF Dancing to "Single Ladies" http://flic.kr/p/7np9iW
  3. .@Serwaacater16 Yes. Twitter *ist* boring.
  4. Gaga and her sister as each other for Halloween. Note MTV Moon Man Award on piano. http://twitpic.com/t1t11
  5. My lawyer tells me it's "too late at night" for Cookie Party. I'm all like, "What?! Cookie Party!" http://bit.ly/8aAJpy
  6. Singing "I'll Be Your Domestic Partner" to "Private Dancer," and playing Wii by The Tree.
  7. Off to see Golden Girls Christmas Specials Live (http://bit.ly/8rW7aq), then a NogTreeCookie Party at my house. Wanna come? DM! kthxhello
  8. After years of work gaining citizenship and applying for a passport, Ireland has sent me a *red* passport. http://bit.ly/8jvV2Y
  9. Cabbie is sweet and apologetic he's "a new driver." I'm thinking he may mean "new to driving." Plus side is that I'll go out to "Holiday."
  10. Ingested "Infinite Jest." Wolfing down "Wolf Hall."
  11. @srhaber Oh lord. I'm sure people have gone to Halloween parties as Cletus thinking, "This is a dude everyone will recognize and love."
  12. Everytime I try to get back into football I see that disheartening breakdancing Transformer guy.
  13. Just had to XYZ my PDQ.
  14. On my way to a party in a cab. My big winter coat is off, yet I will still put it on for 45 seconds to enter and take it off once more.
  15. The Fall's first time on national TV in Britain, intro'd by John Peel. One of my favorite bands + Pavement influence. http://bit.ly/72Eg8d
  16. Ever feel lonely on the Intereveryoneishavingablastsohappychillingwithhotpeoplenet? Send yourself a note on Facebook. http://bit.ly/7uJ2C4
  17. An overzealous Costco run meets up with a small freezer to make me eat 30 crab rangoons in the next day.
  18. Just met a sampler lady at Costco who had sold all her thingy — yet was STILL GIVING OUT SAMPLES. This is MY America.
  19. So glad I'm part of the Pepsi Generation. Just keeps paying off. http://twitpic.com/sb18c
  20. .@hotdogsladies on Nick Drake as a marker for the swift move to persistent documentation of lives (mircocity of fame). http://bit.ly/7xlHmx