mia_matsumiya
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@ Thanks!! :)
about 23 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to washeteria
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@ Haha! "Fakesocks' Armpit Fruit Spread" -- WHO DOES THIS?!!?
about 23 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to fakesocks
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Also, "jelly"? JELLY? Wharton, dude, you're craaaazy! I want you at all my parties!
about 24 hours ago
from web
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@ I have no idea! Sometimes, this happens after I make rape jokes too! Totally baffling.
about 24 hours ago
from web
in reply to seangregory
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Question! Wharton's Jelly is the name for slimy shit in umbilical cords. Did Wharton decide to name himself after it or what? WHO DOES THAT?
about 24 hours ago
from web
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A couple weirdos unfollowed me immediately after my last tweet! This just means there's more sexy, Asian earwax breath for everyone else.
11:08 AM Dec 4th
from web
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Wasn't wearing glasses & accidentally put a used earplug in my mouth, thinking it was a vitamin. Luckily,earwax is really high in vitamin E!
10:48 AM Dec 4th
from web
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- Won a plastic frog 4 finishing the Cowpen Cattlemaze in TX! I'm pointing @ my sticker-medal here, not my herpes!
4:43 PM Dec 1st
from TwitPic
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HAHA! This is hilarious! RT @ The webseries I did w/Matt Berry (@) is up! Watch 1st 2 episodes & more
4:20 PM Dec 1st
from web
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I heard what the supposedly shitty surprise ending in "The Orphan" is & instead of turning me off to it, I want to watch it more than ever!
4:14 PM Dec 1st
from web
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RT @: RT @ Tix for SLITHER screening with director @ in Shreveport on-sale now! Screening is this Friday a
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11:40 AM Dec 1st
from web
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That just happened to me on the plane, by the way! Later, at baggage claim, he said, "Too bad it's not me driving you home." Pukemuffins!
4:30 PM Nov 30th
from Echofon
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Shockingly ineffective pickup line: point @ a pic of severed leg lamp in duty-free catalog & say "Hey, that looks like u! U look real good."
4:23 PM Nov 30th
from Echofon
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RT @: Just finished the Cowtown Cattlepen Maze in Fort Worth! Then took a photo of @ on a dwarf horse with a hard-on!
2:51 PM Nov 28th
from Echofon
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Just ate calf fries, AKA fried bull testes! They were oily/chewy! Now speeding off 2 Medieval Times w/@!
2:50 PM Nov 28th
from Echofon
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Played w/this giant roach @ the Cockroach Museum in Plano, TX & it didn't crawl up my vag & lay eggs! Yay!
3:11 PM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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@ Don't eat the extras! That's not what they're for, you sicko!
6:20 PM Nov 24th
from Echofon
in reply to james_gunn
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@ HAHAHA! Cornucopia was the best one!
12:42 PM Nov 24th
from web
in reply to steveagee
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Yum. Bought a copy of The Math Book by Cliff Pickover, my favorite math/science writer! It was out of stock for weeks!
12:38 PM Nov 24th
from web
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@ Seriously, I see these all as potential sashimi or sushi. It's hard for me to go to an aquarium and not drool!
2:48 AM Nov 24th
from web
in reply to CraigClement
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- Name Mia Matsumiya
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio Violinist, guinea pig, and professional unscrewer.
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