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The quickest and easiest way to change how your day is going is to spill soda on my pants. 2:29 PM Jul 14th from web
Happy 34th of June, everybody! 12:30 PM Jul 4th from web
Haven't tweeted in a while, but I thought it would be a good forum to announce that I'm stepping down from the governorship of Alaska 4:24 PM Jul 3rd from web
i want to be all business for just a little while 9:35 AM May 2nd from web
i just remembered a present that i need to give @jsguntzel 5:36 AM Apr 28th from web
whooping bacon cough #otherinfections 6:53 PM Apr 27th from web
canadian bacon scarlet fever #otherinfections 6:48 PM Apr 27th from web
Scrabble is a word game. Scrabble commercials are mind games. http://tiny.cc/imWKU 9:59 AM Apr 24th from web
@cswiggs when are you going to be awesome? 10:06 PM Apr 23rd from web in reply to cswiggs
right now, the world is the namby to my pamby 4:23 PM Apr 22nd from web
@Bennettg the Bluetooth Fang! or would they call it The Snaggleblueth? 6:49 PM Mar 9th from web in reply to Bennettg
@Bennettg this is the how the argument for neural implants always starts. next you'll be offering me a bluetooth that clips onto my amygdala 6:26 PM Mar 9th from web in reply to Bennettg
i never had a 17th birthday party. However, this book is by edgar allan poe, and this music is by transparently sad people from iceland. So. 7:23 PM Mar 8th from web
i am sleepy. therefore http://www.zombo.com/ 1:34 PM Mar 5th from web
first food, then facts, and finally french. then no more alliteration for a little while. 4:46 PM Mar 2nd from web
@BubbleWolf it does look awful, but then again: http://tinyurl.com/b8xfh9 6:05 PM Mar 1st from web in reply to BubbleWolf
@Bennettg @jsguntzel found one! 11:55 AM Feb 28th from web in reply to Bennettg
@dmaestretti i totally just anthropomorphized my computer 8:12 AM Feb 25th from web in reply to dmaestretti
i'd like to think that this is one of the long-lost arms of the Venus de Milo: http://tinyurl.com/awalpq. 7:45 AM Feb 24th from web
@cswiggs most things i do became unpopular centuries ago 5:01 PM Feb 23rd from web in reply to cswiggs