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  1. Fellow passenger on the Thailand return flight asks why I never visit Australia. This is not a question for anyone who's met an Australian. 6:08 AM Jun 1st from web
  2. Waiting for @larsvontrier to finish with Marie. It's the first time I've seen someone cover a Real Doll's face. 7:51 AM May 21st from web
  3. The window washer asks: Why always the same mess? In the same spot? When I tell him he coughs and is quiet. 9:30 AM May 19th from web
  4. Sleeping one off on the carpet. The maid vacuums around me. 9:28 AM May 15th from web
  5. Other members of this orphan family who did not call their mothers yesterday: Marie, Clement. 10:38 AM May 11th from web
  6. Bourbon and diazepam. TV on static. 11:24 AM May 8th from web
  7. Clement drags a large piece of driftwood toward me at a gallop, the lighter end in his mouth, his torso diagonal like a wayward fire truck. 11:09 AM May 7th from web
  8. At the beach, running low on Silk Cuts. 10:58 AM May 7th from web
  9. Watching 'Gossip Girl' with Marie. 'Gossip Girl' is Marie's favorite. 5:54 PM May 4th from web
  10. Clement! I wake for you. 9:00 AM May 4th from web
  11. Writing a fan letter to the 'Survivor' contestant known as Coach. 8:06 AM May 1st from web
  12. I welcome the new disease. Take us, minutiae. 9:22 AM Apr 29th from web
  13. @babygirlparis You are perfect, an absolute. The West will cap when human progress is complete, when you are made eternal. 8:26 AM Apr 22nd from web
  14. Clapping for Clement: Milkbone wishes! Fried steak dreams! He barks and leaps at my hands. 5:26 PM Apr 21st from web
  15. Met this university student in a nightclub, half-slept through a boring blowjob. 10:35 AM Apr 20th from web
  16. Would like a programmable voicebox for Marie. Also vomit mechanism. 12:40 PM Apr 19th from web
  17. My ejaculate smells like ammonia. Must've drank last night. 9:57 AM Apr 18th from web
  18. Radio is best when distant/just audible, as if in the far corner of a warehouse, a closed room at the end of a hall, a rooftop blocks away. 9:54 AM Apr 18th from web
  19. @oprah Welcome. The answers to all your questions can be found on /b/. 8:40 AM Apr 17th from web
  20. Cruising pro-mia messageboards. 8:26 AM Apr 16th from web