mhglover
- This still won't hit the leaderboard. #sixwordmemoirabout 6 hours ago from Tweetie
- Why yes, this IS an amazingly small bathroom. Hey, hit the Home button, I want to check Favrd.about 7 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Her: I forgot to put on my ring. Again.
Me: As a reminder, tie a piece of string around your finger.
Her: … Don't twitter that.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- @tweeteorites Please to be enablink timelines for me!about 22 hours ago from web
- I'm pretty sure Infinite Jest would infuriate me but I'm fascinated by Infinite Summer & the people who are participating. Infinite Groupie.2:08 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Dunkin Donuts or Dunkin DON'Tnuts, amirite?12:56 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- @mistressmousey It's actually pronounced pe-DON-tic.12:54 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to mistressmousey
- Exciting announcement! My all-you-can-eat veggie restaurant franchise, SALAD BARGE, has a new celeb spokesperson.
Hint: He's on a boat.12:39 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- To this day, I wonder why Lane Meyer didn't just give Johnny the paperboy the two dollars. @shockozulu, please shed some light.12:26 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @eatjxn I still don't like their food. Why does a bakery refrigerate the bread they use for sandwiches? Cold, hard, tough bread. Ugh.12:18 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to eatjxn
- @JxnFreePress Based on this article, all I want to know is what I have to do to get people to recognize my status as a wangsta.9:59 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to JxnFreePress
- Are @tweeteorites timelines enabled by hand? That's so quaint. Perfect fit for my hobby of hand-carving wooden stars & painting them yellow.9:53 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- TwitOS will be command-line based, of course. You can star commands you use frequently, but really, starring your own stuff is pretty lame.9:44 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- After seeing the Chrome browser-based OS thing, I'm gonna skip ahead and start on a Twitter-based OS. Does nothing useful, but it's short.9:41 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @tweeteorites Hook me up with timelines, yo!6:56 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- After 30 frantic minutes of looking, I found my wallet exactly where it should be. Hello Monday, you're two days late.6:28 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- @ttseco "It'll be better for him on the farm," they said. "We can go and visit one day." But when you're 45 they tell you it was a bad mobo.5:41 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to ttseco
- You know, in elementary school if I'd said something about How I Met Your Mother, it would've started a fight.2:07 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- I didn't win #squarespace OR #moonfruit. I want #mymoneyback.2:02 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Lazyweb: What OS X tool do you use to save videos from YouTube to your local machine?12:30 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
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