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  1. @rjaynes I KNEW YOU WERE AN ANDROID THE WHOLE TIME. @rsayers owes me five bucks! 7:46 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to rjaynes
  2. NB: I will pay cold hard cash for an Odd Couple style sitcom starring David Icke and Erich Von Daniken. 3:05 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  3. If I hear one more DST joke I'm going to spring forward and knife back. 8:22 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  4. "Cavalry" means horse-mounted soldiers. "Calvary" means "hill of skulls" and when you mix them up I want to add yours to the pile. 8:29 PM Oct 31st from Birdhouse
  5. This restaurant is blaring Christian Contemporary over the PA. With the whole world to choose from, God can't hire better songwriters? 9:36 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  6. I got glowsticks, candy necklaces, huge pants, and Ecstacy. I'm ready for my Google Rave invitation. 10:27 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  7. I think the huge guy at kung fu cracked my rib. I'm coughing up huge chunks of chi and I can hear weeping from inside my chest. 7:55 AM Oct 2nd from Tweetie
  8. If you use Google Reader and you share stuff, let me know. I'm looking for people to follow over there too. http://bit.ly/bTQwE 8:23 AM Oct 1st from Tweetie
  9. @papyromancer Yes, your senator is on the fence and your email may be the thing that decides it! 5:06 PM Sep 30th from Tweetie in reply to papyromancer
  10. Results 1 - 10 of about 160,000 for "there's your problem" Windows. 10:33 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  11. Child on playground: "You need a haircut!" Me: "Really? Because your mom loves my hair." I'm great with kids. 9:31 AM Sep 23rd from Birdhouse
  12. Accidentally closed drawer on cat's paw. The cat is pissed, the wife is distraught, and the dogs think I'm hilarious. 6:11 AM Sep 22nd from Birdhouse
  13. @papyromancer Hey, I haven't been watching twitter so I missed your invitation. Sorry! What's the word? 8:05 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to papyromancer
  14. I fear the partial face on my avatar is causing me to NOT be taken serious. 6:24 PM Sep 9th from Tweetie
  15. @kristenoversix Me too. The lady next to me in traffic must've thought I was getting an awesome roadjob. 6:10 PM Sep 9th from Tweetie in reply to kristenoversix
  16. RT @mnik: Remember to thank a lefty idealistic, rabblerousing, principled and progressive malcontent today. 9:42 AM Sep 7th from Tweetie
  17. Do these shoes make me look like Nightcrawler? http://twitpic.com/gsclj 5:37 PM Sep 6th from Echofon
  18. Had an awesome birthday party. Unrelated: what kind of stain cleaner works best on hooker thongs? I'm asking for aaaaaaaalllllll my friends. 11:26 PM Sep 5th from Tweetie
  19. In preparation for my birthday party I spent the evening adding a RiffTrax to Road House. My youth was misspent in all the wrong ways. 11:14 PM Sep 4th from Tweetie
  20. Polishing the presentation for my stripclub idea. Wait, not "polishing." Putting on the final touches. No, not that either. Stroking. Yeah. 7:28 PM Sep 4th from Birdhouse