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mhalon
LOVES trying to get to work early, only to have to wait 25 minutes for my bus to show up. Great way to start the day.5:50 AM Nov 9thfrom txt
stopped traffic on a 3.5 hour drive is SO MUCH FUN.3:42 PM Nov 8thfrom txt
Anyone in need of a Mechanical Engineer? Message me if you know of ANY opportunities!! (If it helps, he's super smart, with a nice ass.)9:02 AM May 19thfrom web
Is three cups of fully caffeinated coffee too much before noon? I'll get back to you when I'm dancing on the ceiling.7:28 AM May 12thfrom web
Dear Ohio Unemployment: Seriously?! Why can't I just talk to a human being??? YOU OWE ME MONEY, so kindly stop avoiding me.8:57 AM May 11thfrom web
Roommate + wine + tiki torches + back patio = awesomeness5:10 PM May 6thfrom txt
Selling furniture for cash on Craigslist. There's no Columbus Craigslist killer, right?7:34 AM May 4thfrom web
Today's the day I get a job. I can feel it.5:15 AM Apr 30thfrom web
Dear Potential Clients: If you're currently advertising using the font Papyrus, you need serious help. HIRE ME!!! web.mac.com/mhalon6:33 AM Apr 29thfrom web
Now understands why people don't let their dogs sleep on the bed. I woke up to a tic crawling up my arm this morning. Yum!6:26 AM Apr 28thfrom web