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  1. Is murder still wrong if you do it because you're really really angry with someone?
  2. Damned cat that wipes its face with a spit-covered paw = cute. Responsible man who doesn't shave for one day = ogre. I DON'T GET MODERN MATH
  3. Subtle difference between "man calls 911 for sex" and "man calls 9-1-1 for sex" - 1st guy just has a thick black book. http://bit.ly/2aE68j
  4. "I want you to slowly take that off..." #splitinfinitivesduringsex
  5. Four hundred, right? #threewordsaftersex
  6. 5) Why can't I think of a fifth question right now?
  7. #rootingfortheyankeesislike laughing at the end of "Old Yeller".
  8. #rootingfortheyankeesislike being happy that the dingo ate your baby.
  9. Goethebusters #oneletteroffmovies #onediphthongoffmovies
  10. Jerry Aguirre, The Wrath of God #oneletteroffmovies #OKmaybeAnExtraCoupleOfLetters
  11. Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers #oneletteroffmovies
  12. Young Frank Einstein #oneletteroffmovies
  13. Sewing Kids #oneletteroffmovies
  14. She's Gotta Shave It #oneletteroffmovies
  15. The Outlaw Soupy Sales #oneletteroffmovies #WellNotReallyButHeDidPassOnTodaySoLetsJustLookTheOtherWayOnThisOne
  16. My Cleft Foot #oneletteroffmovies #satyr
  17. Moister Roberts #oneletteroffmovies #vaguelypornographic
  18. Malcolm XI (The Sequel) #oneletteroffmovies (for @PFTompkins, @nerdist, @hodgman and others).
  19. Gentlemen Prefer Bloods #oneletteroffmovies
  20. @PFTompkins Beverly Hills Co-Op #oneletteroffmovies