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  1. My birthday is in 9 days. @crackbarbie better buy me something expensive. Or something I can smoke. Either or is cool. about 18 hours ago from twidroid
  2. Happy B-day Britney Spears! Another year older & none the wiser. Hell, we are just as suprised as you are that you haven't overdosed yet. about 18 hours ago from twidroid
  3. Putting up the Christmas tree doesn't seem slightly as exciting as smoking this joint... laterz mom! about 22 hours ago from twidroid
  4. Okay you guys gotta hand it to him, he has made it a whole year as president without being shot. 7:46 PM Dec 1st from twidroid
  5. My mom just asked me how you spell laptop. I said I-D-I-O-T. 2:18 PM Dec 1st from twidroid
  6. No officer, I'm not going to apologize for changing while driving. Well yes, I do apologize for you pulling me over mid-pants. 8:11 PM Nov 30th from twidroid
  7. I don't believe in God, Jesus or CHRIST-mas but I do believe in any holiday that gets me out of school for 2 weeks & brings me presents. 7:08 AM Nov 30th from twidroid
  8. @crackbarbie: What are you doing tonight? @mexyco: Oh, just mourning the loss of my best friend & I's relationship. You? 2:49 PM Nov 29th from twidroid
  9. My sister: SISSY do you want to put up the Christmas tree?!?! Me: *silence* ... please let the door hit you in the head on your way out. 2:02 PM Nov 28th from twidroid
  10. My favorite part of winter isn't the holidays, its when the trees lose their leaves, making it easier to watch my neighboors. 1:16 PM Nov 27th from twidroid
  11. I'm sending the vibrator company my medical bill for my carpal tunnel surgery. My mom is pissed that our insurance won't cover it. 8:42 PM Nov 26th from twidroid
  12. Feliz Dia de Accion de Gracias! ... or Happy Thanksgiving for all you ignorant fucks. 8:52 AM Nov 26th from twidroid
  13. Doing laundry, arms full of clothes &I drop a thong. I hold it in the mouth oh what a perfect time for the family to come home... & they do. 6:11 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  14. Hey everyone @jordonm wants a sex, I mean race change because he likes to salsa. 8:33 AM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to jordonm
  15. Ever been to a Hispanic Thanksgiving? Goes like this: turkey (with salsa), corn (with salsa), gravy (with salsa) & sangria (with salsa). 7:55 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  16. If you are a hoarder or know of one, that person needs to get lost in their own mass of shit &die a painful death of rats eating their face. 10:32 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  17. Mother begged me to not get a tattoo on my face. Told her though everyone knows I enjoy the taste of ears, I am no Mike Tyson. 2:35 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  18. Seventeen days, one hour & four minutes until my birthday! [Counting the time until I turn 18, you know, because I'm seventeen.] 7:56 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  19. Fuck Indiana Jones. That is the LAST time I buy from the Lego Store. 2:39 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  20. Welp, its 3am & I have to be at school at 7am. I blame my trailor trash neighboors having sexy loudy. That's a plausible tardy excuse right? 11:56 PM Nov 22nd from twidroid
  • Name Jennifer Lenz
  • Location Mexico
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Seventeen. Mexican. Illegal in all ways. Sorry.
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