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Metzae

  1. Look, I know you're busy, but I have been waiting for half an hour for you to run my credit card and I'm sick of this place...
  2. Coming from Levelland, I used to think that the small town mentality lead to racism. So why is it that so many Ho... http://htxt.it/l/LFcRRB
  3. Oh hai Texis Tek! How yoo been? Long taim no sees. I can haz Engrish clazz?
  4. is going to miss working for Hurley & Guinn. Thanks to evrryone who worked there. I appreciate it more than you'll ever know.
  5. I'm not slow. I'm lagging.
  6. Going to the mall used to be so exciting. Now it's just depressing.
  7. Why don't you ever hear good music blaring out of car windows?
  8. It's hard to bargle nodle zous with all these marbles in my mouth.
  9. would trade his soul for a stable internet connection.
  10. had no hot water this morning. Joy!
  11. Amazon.com is now selling electronic books than paper books. Trees everywhere silently rejoice.
  12. Defintion of gay: straight night at the gay club.
  13. I'm at Heaven!
  14. wonders if there has ever been an atheist suicide bomber.
  15. Metzae.net is ten years old today!
  16. Happy Summer Solstice!
  17. RT @oatmeal 10 things you need to stop tweeting about http://bit.ly/9aRLlY
  18. So, let me get this straight: God sees fit to destroy a $700,000 statue and they think the best answer is to spend.. http://htxt.it/l/wL6aTE
  19. The sun just set and it's 95 degrees.
  20. I just became the mayor of Jake's Backroom on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9CJsrV