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Metzae

  1. Look, I know you're busy, but I have been waiting for half an hour for you to run my credit card and I'm sick of this place... about 15 hours ago via hellotxt.com
  2. Coming from Levelland, I used to think that the small town mentality lead to racism. So why is it that so many Ho... http://htxt.it/l/LFcRRB 1:21 PM Aug 31st via hellotxt.com
  3. Oh hai Texis Tek! How yoo been? Long taim no sees. I can haz Engrish clazz? 10:13 AM Aug 26th via hellotxt.com
  4. is going to miss working for Hurley & Guinn. Thanks to evrryone who worked there. I appreciate it more than you'll ever know. 3:46 PM Aug 25th via hellotxt.com
  5. I'm not slow. I'm lagging. 1:19 PM Aug 25th via hellotxt.com
  6. Going to the mall used to be so exciting. Now it's just depressing. 5:37 PM Aug 24th via hellotxt.com
  7. Why don't you ever hear good music blaring out of car windows? 12:47 PM Aug 24th via hellotxt.com
  8. It's hard to bargle nodle zous with all these marbles in my mouth. 8:14 PM Aug 20th via hellotxt.com
  9. would trade his soul for a stable internet connection. 9:34 AM Jul 23rd via hellotxt.com
  10. had no hot water this morning. Joy! 5:34 AM Jul 21st via hellotxt.com
  11. Amazon.com is now selling electronic books than paper books. Trees everywhere silently rejoice. 6:37 AM Jul 20th via hellotxt.com
  12. Defintion of gay: straight night at the gay club. 10:44 PM Jul 10th via hellotxt.com
  13. I'm at Heaven! 9:16 PM Jul 10th via hellotxt.com
  14. wonders if there has ever been an atheist suicide bomber. 10:29 AM Jul 2nd via hellotxt.com
  15. Metzae.net is ten years old today! 8:08 AM Jul 1st via hellotxt.com
  16. Happy Summer Solstice! 6:17 AM Jun 21st via hellotxt.com
  17. RT @oatmeal 10 things you need to stop tweeting about http://bit.ly/9aRLlY 6:32 AM Jun 17th via TweetMeme
  18. So, let me get this straight: God sees fit to destroy a $700,000 statue and they think the best answer is to spend.. http://htxt.it/l/wL6aTE 3:22 PM Jun 15th via HelloTxt
  19. The sun just set and it's 95 degrees. 7:04 PM Jun 5th via HelloTxt
  20. I just became the mayor of Jake's Backroom on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9CJsrV 4:53 PM Jun 4th via foursquare from Lubbock, TX