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  1. What does hedgehog even TASTE like? http://bit.ly/8VpVXc
  2. @ignignokt_ Snowballin'! The $10 question, though: does anyone have green hair?
  3. @ryanqnorth I have never been #sorryforsayingfuckontheinternet #andimnotsorryforbeingnotsorry
  4. @crashkrispy @ignignokt_ it's like, you insert yourself in a narrow, deep tunnel and... wait, despite that it's still not sexy.
  5. If I had to choose between going into a building with an OPEN MIC TONIGHT sign and one with SWINE FLU QUARANTINE, I'd choose the second.
  6. RT @mariancw: Slate's "Write like Sarah Palin" competition. All I can say is that 1st place is truly, truly deserving: http://bit.ly/7alUfj
  7. @grobstein The International Mets are my favorite squadron!
  8. Also, this tea is so very delicious. http://bit.ly/8MEuA9
  9. I love looking at packaged foods from other countries. British cookies (biscuits?) feature "soft munchy toffy" and "delicious stretchy jam."
  10. Awwww, Bonus Cat, I like you a whole lot too. #thanksforgetttingcathaironmypants
  11. Finding a seat on the T is like shopping at Forever 21: sometimes you find a fit, but you usually need to have a tiny butt.
  12. Let the records show that I never really liked NY anyway. May boycott steamed hams.
  13. I smell Spaghetti-Os.
  14. @tempest67 it means "really" or "very" - and yes, it is "cow-ly" and I have no idea why, those crazy French.
  15. @ignignokt_ I got 99 problems and a cat is most of them.
  16. I love it when Gmail falls asleep on the spam-filtering job.
  17. RT @grobstein: Jesus, look at the time. http://bit.ly/4umWRW
  18. I am a pedestrian in a crosswalk, shitbird, and it's MY signal. I have the right of way SO hard.
  19. For crying out loud, there's no buses here after 8. Also most things are closed. I guess MIT students all go to bed real early.
  20. Every humorous-greeting-card cartoon person looks the same. Is there a house style at Shoebox Greetings?