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  1. @echteliebe good news. i have some handmade nutbutter for you the next time i see you.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  2. @boothis86d i have had some epic monopoly games with that set.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to boothis86d
  3. @echteliebe that's not an answer. i can find where you live and have some hot food and a hot body waiting for you when you are ready for bedabout 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  4. @echteliebe do you want me to have some late night snacks ready for you when you get home from the movie?about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  5. @echteliebe both, but i am hoping you will hold me and tend to me as an adult. is that something you can handle?about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  6. @echteliebe do you need a massage? are there knots in your back? i went to school for that so i can rub one out for you. on your back.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  7. @echteliebe are your's built for comfort or built for speed? can i nap on them?about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  8. @echteliebe i'm the only one you've ever met so that isn't that big a deal. your racist quips dont change how i feel about you.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  9. @echteliebe only if that is your nickname for your thighs.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  10. @echteliebe on the couch? sure, if you insist. DM me you address and i'll be right over.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  11. @echteliebe why are you so angry? all i ever wanted to do was make your life better. rub you down all over with my love.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  12. @echteliebe tell your bff to get off her high spelling horse if she can't spell either. oh, and i am not scared to fight you.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to echteliebe
  13. @DillonLee don't worry too much though. @chassilee isn't the best when it comes to spelling on her FB update spelling wimp "WHIMP."about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DillonLee
  14. Joe Buck + Tim McCarver = Me watching the All Star Game with no sound.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. @echteliebe @chassilee congrats to you both. thank goodness we don't have to go through that process again with the "Woe is me" tweets.about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @davehudson88 clawed or declawed?4:43 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to davehudson88
  17. @Helljumper oddly enough i am not. maybe because i am full off of cake.10:29 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to Helljumper
  18. @DillonLee @Helljumper my hands may need to be washed as there seems to be some sort of substance on them.10:01 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
  19. @Helljumper the bigger the piece of cake the better. am i right?9:58 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to Helljumper
  20. @DillonLee did you eat a 3,000 calorie breakfast this morning?9:29 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to DillonLee