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My husband has to go to LA and Western Canada next month. It'd be irresponsible for me to leave a toddler and a newborn to go with him, yes?

@whoorl @alimartell-sadly, I'm partly at fault, b/c I don't vote. I can't bring myself to cross that line. LESSON LEARNED.
Riddle me this: Why does FOREVER 21 forbid me from bringing in my Jamba Juice smoothie, but the adjacent LV store has no problem with it?
@alimartell-Ooh, a conspiracy theory! I like.
@whoorl @alimartell- I'm still in shock. How is MARK still there over Will?! On the bright side, I cant wait for Debbie Allen to be a judge.
I am becoming increasingly alarmed by how much I care about the results on SYTYCD. Well played, show.
One of my greatest achievements as a parent: Convincing my son that seltzer is soda. There are other things, sure, but that's up there.
@sundry @jonniker- I just bought it today! I'm such a sheep.
J came home early and said, "go out and relax for the rest of the afternoon." I love him so.
@larabobara-Yes, you do! She sings "Oh, Mickey!" (and she was a guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance last night).
Toni Basil's plastic surgery makes her look not unlike a pterodactyl. Just putting that out there.
I just tried a new body wash which I'm fairly certain makes me smell like a cheap hooker. Mmmm.
can someone talk me out of once again getting thick, blunt-cut bangs in the middle of the summer? @whoorl, I'm looking in your direction.
@mamarosa-It would bother me too, but then again, I may or may not have owned his debut album (on cassette, mind you) at some point in time.
@Neilochka -Only through Weds, sadly. I can occasionally get through Thursday and Friday, but I've NEVER made it though Sunday. Can you?
@jonniker-ps:if you think I'm NOT buying a pineapple on which to test said knives--despite my (self-diagnosed) allergy--you'd be wrong.
@jonniker-Yes! That's them! And I sprung for the Miracle Knives III. THAT'S ROMAN NUMERAL THREE. I'm SURE they blow I & II out of the water.
Oh, METS. Come on, now.
Singing Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" as my husband looks on, horrified. I still know all the words, and this makes me unspeakably sad.
@velocibadgerGRL - I ate the last one, but would you settle for Toasted Almond? :)