metalia
- @amalah-This is unacceptable. You just told the BEST STORY EVER.27 minutes ago from mobile web
- As it turns out, @notthatyouasked is the Carrot Top of bloggers.29 minutes ago from mobile web
- @theheatherb - As a totally impartial observer, I think that is a fantastic philosophy.43 minutes ago from mobile web
- My neck hurts, which means it's time for the ever-popular game, "Let's Google Meningitis Symptoms." Fun for the whole family!about 8 hours ago from mobile web
- A hair elastic, a hair elastic, my kingdom for a hair elastic! (Am thisclose to using a binder clip or something.)about 10 hours ago from mobile web
- @kakaty -Ha! Just saw your tweet reply to me now; clearly, we are of the same mind. :)4:51 PM Jul 12th from mobile web
- However, I shall instead be positive and focus on two glorious things: room service, and uninterrupted showering.4:44 PM Jul 12th from mobile web
- Now that I've safely landed in DC, I would very much like to bitch about my Home Alone-esque sprint through the airport to make my flight.4:43 PM Jul 12th from mobile web
- J left this AM for a business trip, & now I'm packing for one. Getting bummed out about leaving the kids for two days. Quick! Cheer me up!12:13 PM Jul 12th from web
- @Regan - That is appalling, and yet...somehow, not terribly surprising.11:01 AM Jul 12th from mobile web
- I probably shouldn't have shared this publicly. If Diddy "randomly" records a remix, I am gonna be pisssssed. STOP READING MY TWEETS, DIDDY.6:36 PM Jul 11th from mobile web
- Don't ask me how I discovered this, but Salt n' Pepa's "Whatta Man" actually syncs up almost seamlessly with "Do Your Ears Hang Low."6:30 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Re: Pre-BlogHer Fashion Freakout: FWIW, I do not remember a single thing any of my friends wore, only how much fun I had w/them.2:13 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- OH MY GOD, YES. RT @sklose @metalia This guy? http://www.scoutingny.com/?...9:55 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- The ONE time I go out without my (camera)phone, there's a man decked out in an ORANGE PIMP SUIT. Including hat and shoes. Curses!9:41 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- @notperfect - Please don't tell me she's asking for cash on the invitation. Please.8:24 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- @whoorl @bearca - Cannot wait to watch your segment when I get home, gorgeous ladies!8:09 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- @mihow @daniellina - I'm sure there IS an actual hooker out there who saw that dress in a store and rejected it for being too revealing.5:39 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- I have needed to snark on Jeanine's golden hooker dress on #SYTYCD last night for NEARLY 12 HOURS, but held back. (Until now.) OH, GIRRRL.5:11 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- "Well, Maury...as it relates to Luke? I AM THE BABY DADDY." #1stdraftmovielines7:44 PM Jul 9th from mobile web
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- Name metalia
- Location NY
- Web http://www.metali...
- Bio There's a pretty good chance I'll abscond with your sprinkles and syrups.
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