metalia
My husband has to go to LA and Western Canada next month. It'd be irresponsible for me to leave a toddler and a newborn to go with him, yes?
| @whoorl @alimartell-sadly, I'm partly at fault, b/c I don't vote. I can't bring myself to cross that line. LESSON LEARNED. |
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| Riddle me this: Why does FOREVER 21 forbid me from bringing in my Jamba Juice smoothie, but the adjacent LV store has no problem with it? |
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| @alimartell-Ooh, a conspiracy theory! I like. |
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| @whoorl @alimartell- I'm still in shock. How is MARK still there over Will?! On the bright side, I cant wait for Debbie Allen to be a judge. |
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| I am becoming increasingly alarmed by how much I care about the results on SYTYCD. Well played, show. |
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| One of my greatest achievements as a parent: Convincing my son that seltzer is soda. There are other things, sure, but that's up there. |
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| @sundry @jonniker- I just bought it today! I'm such a sheep. |
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| J came home early and said, "go out and relax for the rest of the afternoon." I love him so. |
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| @larabobara-Yes, you do! She sings "Oh, Mickey!" (and she was a guest judge on So You Think You Can Dance last night). |
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| Toni Basil's plastic surgery makes her look not unlike a pterodactyl. Just putting that out there. |
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| I just tried a new body wash which I'm fairly certain makes me smell like a cheap hooker. Mmmm. |
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| can someone talk me out of once again getting thick, blunt-cut bangs in the middle of the summer? @whoorl, I'm looking in your direction. |
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| @mamarosa-It would bother me too, but then again, I may or may not have owned his debut album (on cassette, mind you) at some point in time. |
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| @Neilochka -Only through Weds, sadly. I can occasionally get through Thursday and Friday, but I've NEVER made it though Sunday. Can you? |
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| @jonniker-ps:if you think I'm NOT buying a pineapple on which to test said knives--despite my (self-diagnosed) allergy--you'd be wrong. |
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| @jonniker-Yes! That's them! And I sprung for the Miracle Knives III. THAT'S ROMAN NUMERAL THREE. I'm SURE they blow I & II out of the water. |
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| Oh, METS. Come on, now. |
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| Singing Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" as my husband looks on, horrified. I still know all the words, and this makes me unspeakably sad. |
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| @velocibadgerGRL - I ate the last one, but would you settle for Toasted Almond? :) |
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