Profile_bird

Hey there! metalia is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving metalia's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

metalia

  1. @amalah-This is unacceptable. You just told the BEST STORY EVER.
  2. As it turns out, @notthatyouasked is the Carrot Top of bloggers.
  3. @theheatherb - As a totally impartial observer, I think that is a fantastic philosophy.
  4. My neck hurts, which means it's time for the ever-popular game, "Let's Google Meningitis Symptoms." Fun for the whole family!
  5. A hair elastic, a hair elastic, my kingdom for a hair elastic! (Am thisclose to using a binder clip or something.)
  6. @kakaty -Ha! Just saw your tweet reply to me now; clearly, we are of the same mind. :)
  7. However, I shall instead be positive and focus on two glorious things: room service, and uninterrupted showering.
  8. Now that I've safely landed in DC, I would very much like to bitch about my Home Alone-esque sprint through the airport to make my flight.
  9. J left this AM for a business trip, & now I'm packing for one. Getting bummed out about leaving the kids for two days. Quick! Cheer me up!
  10. @Regan - That is appalling, and yet...somehow, not terribly surprising.
  11. I probably shouldn't have shared this publicly. If Diddy "randomly" records a remix, I am gonna be pisssssed. STOP READING MY TWEETS, DIDDY.
  12. Don't ask me how I discovered this, but Salt n' Pepa's "Whatta Man" actually syncs up almost seamlessly with "Do Your Ears Hang Low."
  13. Re: Pre-BlogHer Fashion Freakout: FWIW, I do not remember a single thing any of my friends wore, only how much fun I had w/them.
  14. OH MY GOD, YES. RT @sklose @metalia This guy? http://www.scoutingny.com/?...
  15. The ONE time I go out without my (camera)phone, there's a man decked out in an ORANGE PIMP SUIT. Including hat and shoes. Curses!
  16. @notperfect - Please don't tell me she's asking for cash on the invitation. Please.
  17. @whoorl @bearca - Cannot wait to watch your segment when I get home, gorgeous ladies!
  18. @mihow @daniellina - I'm sure there IS an actual hooker out there who saw that dress in a store and rejected it for being too revealing.
  19. I have needed to snark on Jeanine's golden hooker dress on #SYTYCD last night for NEARLY 12 HOURS, but held back. (Until now.) OH, GIRRRL.
  20. "Well, Maury...as it relates to Luke? I AM THE BABY DADDY." #1stdraftmovielines