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I bet he's not even written any of this crap. #paddyeffingmcguinness about 5 hours ago from Echofon
Get off the stage, Paddy McGuinness. You're not even good enough to be in the audience. about 5 hours ago from Echofon
@clairegreenway That was brill! Will be down to see it soon. You home over Xmas? about 5 hours ago from Echofon
My mate @clairegreenway is on the Royal Variety Performance now. She's the nun with the big specs. about 5 hours ago from Echofon
RT @funnyordie: http://bit.ly/8Owndv - News Anchor laughs uncontrollably at gruesome murder. about 6 hours ago from Echofon
Bleugh. And may I add, fner. about 6 hours ago from Echofon
That's right darling, open the window without asking anyone on the bus first. Look at the front. It says White City not Monte bastard Carlo. about 17 hours ago from Echofon
@rickyboleto You should have shared them. Stop being shellfish. God, I have to stop with the pun-based schtick tonight. 3:10 PM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to rickyboleto
@rickyboleto What's with you and mussels at the moment? 12:59 PM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to rickyboleto
Sorry if anyone's feeling a little testy after my abhorrent run of scrotal gags. So to speak. 11:55 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
@debjam Your "late" reporter? How would they speak to him? Through a ouija board? 11:54 AM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to debjam
With Robbie Coltrane as Knacker (You're fired. Ed). (Surely "sacked"?) 11:53 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
Her character could be Miss Manmarbles. (stop it Graham, these aren't funny. Ed). 11:50 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
I would like to write a series starring Angela Lansbury as a testicular cancer specialist who solves crimes: Murder She Scrote. Forgive me. 11:49 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
@debjam Then stop tweeting and get on with it! *Debbie returns to computer as Murder She Wrote theme commences.* 11:47 AM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to debjam
DISTRESSED WOMAN IN STREET: "Excuse me, do you speak English?" ME: "Precco di tecco." That actually just happened. 10:56 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
@mermhart Great news! I actually did a magnificent Miranda-style pratfall in TV Centre today. Your spirit has taken over the building. 7:28 AM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to mermhart
Rupert Murdoch visits my local newsagent. I know this woman. http://bit.ly/86o8dG 1:53 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
Cooking a huge pan of scouse to see me through til Thursday. 11:26 AM Dec 14th from Echofon
Cowell, Morgan et all kept praising the way they'd dealt with her issues, while the show was like watching a hostage-at-gunpoint video. 1:47 AM Dec 14th from Echofon