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  1. @finslippy Oh no! Don't tell me! I can't wait to watch but don't want to need pills to get to sleep. Oh no.
  2. @AMomTwoBoys Oooh, I must go away and give that one some real thought. I'm excited! ;)
  3. @AMomTwoBoys Hmmmm, what's it worth to ya?
  4. @SWilderTaylor If the vagina fits...
  5. @SWilderTaylor Girl, you so dirrrty.
  6. Coming back to twitter after weeks away only to find mommybloggers have let Dr. Phil use them to get ratings. Oh, mommies.
  7. just letting you know i am still alive. saturday is the big day. i'll be back to the land of the blogging after that. hope all is well.
  8. have a sore throat. better be exhaustion and not some kind of sickness. please. no. sickness.
  9. @halushki u got it right on both counts!
  10. Did I mention bat mitzvah girls Aunt Flo made her first visit? Calgon? Ativan? Merlot?
  11. Having. Trouble. Breathing
  12. As if there's not enough going on.... An emergency ortho appt and eye doc appt. Bat mitzvah girl needs glasses ASAP. No more surprises PLS
  13. @JessicaGottlieb I loved it! Jason Schwarzman is my new crush.
  14. ...and PB Teen. Now THAT is all.
  15. I love West Elm. That is all.
  16. I missed the entire emmy program last night. Any highlights I should look up on youtube?
  17. @josephson0 Just so you know...he actually looked like you, too. scary.
  18. @Josephson0 LOL. I'm glad. He was a bit rude and that would have been BAD. Your character still counts with me!
  19. Ok. Don't think it's him. His wifes name doesn't match the name on wikipedia. Whew. But the voice is identical. Freaky
  20. @tjstaab I don't wanna cuz he's not being nice to the server Risking disappointment.