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  1. Sometimes I like 2 go on Craigslist & look in the free stuff, find someone w free dirt or sheetrock & send an email that says "Whoa, NICE!!" 1:24 AM Nov 10th from web
  2. Bar Review: Morac 16th near Valencia. Apparently there is a bridge and tunnel that goes all the way to India. 12:29 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  3. I just accidentally pronounced "breakdown" as 'break-a-dawn"Yep, I know, it really ain't fair that I'm so naturally O.G. ....or russian. 9:23 PM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
  4. Yup. That's me. RT @dfltr: @merkley is ths SBTV comment rlly U? http://bit.ly/3reeOD 5:58 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
  5. I don't want to meet the people who didn't like "Where The Wild Things Are." Absolutely BEAUTIFUL film. Ten Thumbs Up. 3:10 PM Oct 21st from web
  6. Say you placed a $10 bet that I wasn't eating a 1/2 inch thick slice of cheddar slathered w/ ranch. Well, you'd be a bigger loser than me. 10:51 PM Oct 19th from web
  7. Whenever people mention Anne Frank I always think Helen Keller but never the other way around. I think I'm Awkward-Semitic. 7:59 PM Oct 17th from TweetDeck
  8. Yesterday I watched all 18 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. Just now I mopped the kitchen without sweeping first. It's related. 8:51 PM Oct 15th from web
  9. Spectacles for Humans (5/5) http://ff.im/-9pgyH 5:09 PM Oct 7th from FriendFeed
  10. Qaddafi? Lybian? Ok I'm looking at his clammy dead face flapping around right now and I'm pretty sure they meant Qaddaver & Labian. 8:29 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  11. Oh I looked Death in the face alright, lemme tell ya, "Death" might wanna consider waving that scythe at a few dozen superfluous nose hairs. 5:36 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. In America there are only TWO political parties, the one to which you belong and the other one, you know, the NAZIS! 6:59 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck
  13. I'm glad that ALL Americans finally agree that a NAZI is any person with whom you disagree politically. THAT'S UNITY RIGHT THERE! 6:55 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck
  14. OK celebrities, break over. Twitter is getting BORING. Please resume dying. 9:53 PM Sep 18th from TweetDeck
  15. I'm pretty sure the chief Prawn in District 9 was Samuel Jackson. Maybe cuz it's eyes were 2 ft. apart. Couldda been Oprah I spose. 3:49 PM Sep 18th from TweetDeck
  16. "Can you even see with those SUNGLASSES in this dark bar?" "NO, Thank god. And they're called IGNORANCE-IS-BLISS-GLASSES™" 1:49 PM Sep 18th from TweetDeck
  17. Young Philosophy Student: "I'm a nihalist" Middle Aged Capitalist: "Put that on a t-shirt spelled just like that." 8:58 PM Sep 17th from web
  18. I carry a PURSE! People who call it a MURSE are the same who call a man in a dress a MESS, I ain't down w/ such insensitive portmanteau-logy 7:34 PM Sep 17th from TweetDeck
  19. Shakira was just on America's Got Talent ,now I think it's safe to say America's Got Herpes. 9:25 PM Sep 16th from TweetDeck
  20. There is an ad on TV offering FREE catheter samples. Seems like a risky promo with this economy & Christmas just around the corner. 8:01 PM Sep 16th from TweetDeck