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  1. Eating a path to 2010.
  2. I know a dog who can't pronounce the letter F. It just sounds like he's saying, "Woo! Woo! Woo!"
  3. Thankful for elastic. Ugggggghhhhhhh...
  4. I promised I'd make a pumpkin pie for thxgiving dinner. The chocolate crust blueberry cheesecake is bonus.
  5. Casual wednesday!
  6. Omg korea town on a tuesday night.
  7. Red wine in a juice glass at Gruppo. I'm getting a pineapple and jalapeno pie!
  8. Aw! The boss brought us ice cream! And cones!
  9. Spending time with my family makes me feel lonely.
  10. Filing my nails. Got a date tonight!
  11. <div><girls night>
  12. My shower is a bath from the ankles down.
  13. My corduroys are really ruining the whole stealth thing.
  14. Smash! The recycling truck compacts all your bottles and cans.
  15. Early Thxgiving in DC with the Battjer boys!
  16. At hi-fi with hall, oates, and mandy.
  17. November smells like rotting pumpkins.
  18. I have a pressed sandwich in my purse. It wasn't pressed when I put it in there.
  19. Let's remove the following fatalistic tautologies from our language: "it is what it is," "whatever happens happens."
  20. Why do cockroaches always act so surprised?