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  1. stupid new green hoodie. All the fleecy bits that fell off make it look like Oscar the Grouch was dry humping me. about 23 hours ago from web
  2. @ilysespieces looks fruity. 8:27 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to ilysespieces
  3. sonofabitch. Snow. Fucking snow. 8:26 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  4. @SirSandwich we should meet up and get an omlet somewhere. Does pancake cafe have good ones? 8:25 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to SirSandwich
  5. @erniehalter I hate that song. DIAF. 2:13 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to erniehalter
  6. @SirSandwich I would like a nice ham and cheese one. *drools* 1:47 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to SirSandwich
  7. @SirSandwich I would love one. 1:36 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to SirSandwich
  8. @Nyxx just have them knock you out and you will be fine. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT just have the numbing shots. 1:24 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Nyxx
  9. @hellsop ACK. the last time I wore anything of the dress/skirt persuasion was at @misbehaved's wedding in 2007. 10:50 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to hellsop
  10. I am officially sitting at my desk in sock feet. Fuck cheap new dress shoes. Fuck them in the ear. 10:48 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. I hate shopping for pants. 7:58 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. Appointment with the endocrinologist on Friday. Plz to be telling my why my body hates me. thnx. 7:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. RT @thekiko: http://tinyurl.com/pqkwv9 12:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. @alibee @actuallynph 's alter ego from HIMYM 12:07 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to alibee
  15. @alibee umm, well @broslife is pretty damn hilarious too 12:02 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to alibee
  16. off to another half day meeting. *sigh* 10:06 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. RT @cwgabriel: Penny Arcade is 11 years old today! 9:33 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. @AdamRichman I vote for taser. 9:33 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to AdamRichman
  19. I GOT THE JOB!!! 12:02 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. @AdamRichman beer cheese soup = one of my faves and how can one say 'no' to a Culvers butter burger? 7:43 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to AdamRichman