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  1. stupid new green hoodie. All the fleecy bits that fell off make it look like Oscar the Grouch was dry humping me.
  2. @ilysespieces looks fruity.
  3. sonofabitch. Snow. Fucking snow.
  4. @SirSandwich we should meet up and get an omlet somewhere. Does pancake cafe have good ones?
  5. @erniehalter I hate that song. DIAF.
  6. @SirSandwich I would like a nice ham and cheese one. *drools*
  7. @SirSandwich I would love one.
  8. @Nyxx just have them knock you out and you will be fine. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT just have the numbing shots.
  9. @hellsop ACK. the last time I wore anything of the dress/skirt persuasion was at @misbehaved's wedding in 2007.
  10. I am officially sitting at my desk in sock feet. Fuck cheap new dress shoes. Fuck them in the ear.
  11. I hate shopping for pants.
  12. Appointment with the endocrinologist on Friday. Plz to be telling my why my body hates me. thnx.
  13. RT @thekiko: http://tinyurl.com/pqkwv9
  14. @alibee @actuallynph 's alter ego from HIMYM
  15. @alibee umm, well @broslife is pretty damn hilarious too
  16. off to another half day meeting. *sigh*
  17. RT @cwgabriel: Penny Arcade is 11 years old today!
  18. @AdamRichman I vote for taser.
  19. I GOT THE JOB!!!
  20. @AdamRichman beer cheese soup = one of my faves and how can one say 'no' to a Culvers butter burger?