meresoneliners
- "Coffee makes me want to run to vermont. I hate it."4:30 PM Jul 16th from web
- Reading a billboard-John: buzz driving is drunk driving. Mere: not if your last name is Lightyear.5:59 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- "I feel like we're at a carnival and we need to eat some stuff." 2 seconds later: "Mmm sausage!"6:26 PM Jun 14th from Tweetie
- "The baby's gonna have a UTI."9:13 AM May 3rd from Tweetie
- After surgery: "I've been rufied."12:39 PM Apr 9th from Tweetie
- After Mere honks at someone: John - "They're Jesus lovers". Mere - "Me too, but I honk a little."4:12 PM Apr 2nd from Tweetie
- "Where's a scapula? I know where my spatula is."11:22 PM Jan 2nd from Twittelator
- "I've driven one. Smooth as a glacier."5:28 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from web
- "Puppies and tattoos are really similar. Once you get one, you never stop getting 'em."10:29 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from web
- "Deaf cleaning ladies are a good time."9:22 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from web
- "Your arm is so hot, it's like, running a fever."9:42 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from txt
- "Ew. Did something just die on me?"4:59 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from txt
- "No lie. Now my pee smells like pancakes."11:00 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from txt
- "Eww, did he get peck implants? That's my favorite accusation."10:42 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- "My brakes sound terrible. I ran over like 6 birds today."7:17 AM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- "I am being normal, that's what I do."7:13 AM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- "With it raining and all, I don't feel like we really need to be handling cardboard."7:12 AM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- "I'm just trying to piece it together...like Pangea."7:12 AM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
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