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  1. @popculturezoo "Go south" is a euphemism, isn't it? 40 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to popculturezoo
  2. @Jerwa Indeed. Her absence proves that she just can't handle our awesome. 40 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to Jerwa
  3. @oldhat "Prof. Trautmann's Red Lantern Kicksplode Holiday-Palooza." about 17 hours ago from twidroid in reply to oldhat
  4. @kwisdumb WORD, son. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kwisdumb
  5. Okay, it's clear I'm exhausted. I'm gonna stop talking / YELLING now. G'night all. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @GregHyatt OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU ARE ONLY HUMAN. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to GregHyatt
  7. @GregHyatt ""In this installment, we horsewhip Billy Ray Cyrus into unconsciousness and feed him to sharks. Pa rum pa pa pum." about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to GregHyatt
  8. @GregHyatt It'd have to be a variety show. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to GregHyatt
  9. @GregHyatt SCIENCE WILL VINDICATE ME. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to GregHyatt
  10. @edkaye That's okay. If "squidgina" doesn't cost be 10-20, I'll be very, very disappointed in humanity. More than normal, even. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edkaye
  11. @oldhat "The Trautmann Xmas Show: THERE WILL BE BLOOD. And cake. (But mostly blood.)" (Still: there's also cake.) about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @kwisdumb Now is the time for him to say, "Pretty sure that guy on Twitter just called me a douchenozzle." Yes. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kwisdumb
  13. @GregHyatt Why didn't I think of that? about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to GregHyatt
  14. @kwisdumb Why do you hate when all I give you is love? ::SOB:: about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kwisdumb
  15. @DavidAkers You're welcome. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to DavidAkers
  16. @DavidAkers I shall spare you this knowledge. Though it did inspire the thought that Dread Lord Cthulhu would need access to squidgina. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to DavidAkers
  17. @oldhat UNCLE ERIC'S HAPPY FUNTIME ATHIEST CHRISTMAS SHOW. Featuring The Jefferson Starship, Bea Arthur, Art Carney, and me. With a gun. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to oldhat
  18. @taterpie Feh. You place your electronic diversions above my happiness. UNACCEPTABLE, obviously. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to taterpie
  19. @edkaye --at the very least, you can content yourself in the knowledge that YOU are better than THEM. ;) about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edkaye
  20. @edkaye Sorry to hear that. If it's any consolation, I lost nine followers for the Keith Richards/cockroach gag, so-- about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edkaye