meowrey
- So typical. @buzz and I check into the same venue on Foursquare. It gives me the "Douchebag" badge, and it gives him the freaking mayorship.8:42 PM Jul 12th from Birdfeed
- Agreed to do another juice fast. The last one must have worked so well it cleansed the part of my brain that remembers I HATE NOT EATING.10:07 AM Jul 7th from Birdhouse
- @anewmode http://bit.ly/5UB8512:59 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to anewmode
- @RockPaperAdam Yes, @buzz made Birdfeed (with design by @nevenmrgan). I think the app is just as handsome and as thoughtful as its creators.4:06 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to RockPaperAdam
- (I'm saying it because I want @buzz to buy us a new TV.)10:26 PM Jun 28th from Birdfeed
- Birdfeed's smart UI, clean design, and attention to detail make it worth the $. I'm not just saying that because I want to get laid tonight.10:24 PM Jun 28th from Birdfeed
- Come, buy & enjoy the iPhone Twitter app I've had the pleasure of "beta testing" on the john for the past 9 months: http://birdfeedapp.com/10:21 PM Jun 28th from Birdfeed
- Another day of oppressive rain and gloom in the city? It's like Mother Nature is a 1st-year film student who just discovered David Fincher.6:10 AM Jun 23rd from Birdhouse
- Harem pants. What you're aiming for: runway fashion model. What you'll settle for: I Dream of Jeannie. What you really look like: MC Hammer.7:10 AM Jun 10th from web
- "Show me you want it! Give it to me!" Adult film dialogue or what the instructor of my gym's Strength Circuit class kept yelling tonight?8:21 PM Jun 2nd from Birdhouse
- Briefly considered getting a French manicure at the nail salon today, but I don't have time to fit the requisite porno shoot in my schedule.7:48 PM May 22nd from Birdhouse
- Lady walking behind me kept saying, "Good girl, good girl," over and over. I know she was probably talking to her dog, but I feel affirmed.8:20 AM May 12th from Birdhouse
- Related: Apple, please improve the launch speed of the camera on the iPhone. Two prime specimens for LATFH narrowly escaped because of it.7:41 AM May 8th from Birdhouse
- The L train makes for a great morning rush hour commute if you enjoy breathing into other people's hair, or having your hair breathed into.7:40 AM May 8th from Birdhouse
- The boxes I used to move came from a self-storage place named "Tuck-it-away." Which I think sounds like a line of shapewear for drag queens.10:17 PM May 2nd from Birdhouse
- New apartment was the model unit, so the johns saw a lot of action. Had to Clorox the hell outta them. I'm not down with O.P.Pee in my W.C.10:04 PM May 2nd from Birdhouse
- The entire family dining next to me tonight donned Abercrombie & Fitch tee shirts. It was unsettlingly wholesome. Children of the Corn-fed?9:26 PM Apr 24th from Birdhouse
- Gave Fernet Branca to the uninitiated. The verdict: "It tastes like eating a Ricola after you've brushed your teeth."6:20 PM Apr 24th from Birdhouse
- "I wish I could always operate under the influence of one IPA." -@kristen8463:43 PM Apr 17th from Birdfeed
- New Yorkers keep their sunglasses on while commuting. If Kaufman had made "Being Jack Nicholson," my subway ride coulda been a scene in it.7:59 AM Apr 17th from Birdfeed
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- Name Meowrey
- Location With the tumbling tumbleweed
- Web http://hysterical...
- Bio Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar...well, he eats you.
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