meowrey
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Text Message of the Day, from my stepdad @ at a Smokey Robinson concert: "Now he is taking back 'Cruisin'' from that slut Gwyneth."
8:37 PM Nov 7th
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Does your cube ever get that *not-so-fresh* feeling? Grab some seltzer, absentmindedly shake, open over keyboard. Poland Spring Desk Douche!
11:07 AM Nov 5th
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Dudes, @ is in SF! You know what that means: KEGGER AT MY PLACE! That's where I pound a keg, sing "All By Myself," and pass out bawling.
3:34 PM Nov 4th
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I think I've managed to decode Starbucks' coffee lingo. "LightNote Blend®" stands for "This one tastes the least like wet, charred grounds."
9:58 AM Nov 3rd
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My Hickory Farms gift got shifted in the office fridge. FINALLY, a work context where it's literally apropos to ask: "Who moved my cheese?"
7:50 AM Nov 3rd
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Loving Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' so far, but may have to stop reading it on the L train. Unless I can figure out how to sob "ironically."
6:58 PM Oct 20th
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Late on my Halloween costume planning this year. Maybe I'll just throw on everything I own and say I'm a Lucky magazine piece on "layering."
8:05 AM Oct 15th
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Buzz: I just signed you up for an invitation to Google Wave. Me: Oh, goody! Now I can hate on it from inside of it!
9:04 PM Oct 2nd
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My vacation to Kauai wasn't nearly long enough!
6:34 PM Oct 1st
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I'd like to suggest a few new "Ironic" lyrics for Alanis' consideration: "It's like a friggin' tsunami warning on your Hawaiian vacation."
1:27 PM Sep 29th
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My coral-colored lip gloss perfectly matches the shade of my angry, raw, thermonuclear sunburn. Vacation Bingo!
11:31 AM Sep 27th
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I like my ice like I like my women: shaved, with flavored syrups on top.
6:54 PM Sep 26th
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Whole office is suddenly diseased, like the damn Oregon Trail exploded up in here. Hope I don't die of cholera trying to ford the cafeteria.
10:26 AM Sep 22nd
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@ Larson's "Devil in the White City": unique subjects, clever structure, read like a novel, gave me nightmares.
9:14 AM Sep 14th
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Lunch watching the Eagles at a sports bar, then Inglourious Basterds. Think Dad's trying to salvage his masculinity after my last tweet.
12:37 PM Sep 13th
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Me? I'm kicking back, watching He's Just Not That Into You with my Pops. You know, the usual Saturday night. What's up with you, girlfriend?
10:29 PM Sep 12th
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Knew it was Fashion Week when suddenly 1/3 of the women on the subway looked like escapees from a Robert Palmer video or Mary-Kate's closet.
8:09 PM Sep 11th
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Fortune cookie: "Financial prosperity is coming your way!" Well, you've given me a lot to ponder during my next Coinstar run, fortune.
4:07 PM Sep 9th
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"Sometimes I worry that I'm not wearing enough plaid." -@, doing his best impression of a Williamsburg hipster douchebag
10:01 PM Sep 6th
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Down the Jersey Shore, the seagulls are the subway buskers of the beach. They're kinda like mariachi bands, but their gritos are for Fritos.
1:16 PM Aug 26th
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- Name Meowrey
- Location With the tumbling tumbleweed
- Web http://hysterical...
- Bio Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar...well, he eats you.
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