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  1. If a guy has your phone number and doesn't call you, he's simply not interested. 1:01 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. 98% of men admit they masturbate occasionally, the other 2% are liars. 6:12 AM Nov 15th from web
  3. You have a list of requirements? So do I. Here it is: #1 - no dating women with lists like that. #2 - see #1. 7:09 AM Nov 5th from web
  4. Time and money spent on manicures, fashion and shoes them is time and money spent on making other women look at you. 3:07 PM Nov 4th from web
  5. I love intelligent women. I dislike women who tell me they are intelligent over and over again. 1:49 PM Nov 3rd from web
  6. No, I didn't notice your new shoes. In fact, up until a minute ago I didn't even know you wore shoes. 11:54 AM Nov 3rd from web
  7. Too much tanning will turn you orange. And no, that is not a good thing. 5:12 AM Nov 3rd from web
  8. Any movie that features explosions and people dying in new and spectacular ways is worth watching. 3:21 AM Nov 3rd from web
  9. If you want the house cleaned, you’ll have to do it yourself. I would do it, but I haven’t noticed it’s dirty yet. 2:39 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. Going on a few dates does not equal a relationship. Neither does sex. 12:16 PM Nov 2nd from web
  11. Subtle hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. If you want to tell me something, you will have to say it. 5:45 AM Nov 2nd from web
  12. I told you I loved you last month. Nothing's changed, so there really isn't any point in me repeating it, is there? 6:34 PM Nov 1st from web
  13. I'll talk about my feelings more often if you talk about sports more often. Deal? 1:26 PM Nov 1st from web
  14. Short hair looks good on some women. You’re probably not one of them. 1:18 PM Nov 1st from web
  15. Yes, your butt does look big in those jeans. We don't care. Stop asking. 1:08 PM Nov 1st from web
  16. You don’t have male friends. All your male friends either want to sleep with you or date you. Possibly both. 12:17 PM Nov 1st from web
  17. We can’t read your mind. If you want to go out with us, there’s nothing wrong with asking. 12:11 PM Nov 1st from web