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  1. A more 'interesting' day than one at home with a baby and the Ashes should have been.
  2. @pieceofadvice that must be it. I think I'll spend it all on t-shirts. Do you do very very small ones?
  3. Blimey! Michael Jackson's anttorney (sic) wants to put $57M dollars into my bank account!
  4. @arseblog That's not funny.
  5. @goonazzurro it's gonna get messy.
  6. Baby in one arm, newly delivered dishwasher in the other. Which one do I plug into the outflow again?
  7. Post-natal ward news: the family opposite have a toy that chimes that Susan Boyle song. I'm hoping it's not a doll.
  8. @Urksome thank you! I've introduced myself to all the m-care staff. Soon we'll all be best buddies.
  9. Cycling down Rye Lane it strikes me that I don't even know what mothercare looks like.
  10. Hello Holly Beth - FB'd pictures - http://tinyurl.com/mkl77h
  11. Eating the most awesome peach.
  12. @jamesdotwarren nice, isn't it? background here: http://tinyurl.com/ncbtjg
  13. The Hockney thing on BBC1 is really good.
  14. Red Delicious are to apples what a 12" cardboard disc would be to pizza.
  15. It's not the prettiest stretch of @riverthames, but it's my stretch of @riverthames: http://bit.ly/NK36L
  16. @nofb I invented this in a dream last night to not update Facebook, but someone has got there first.
  17. @sandoz skittles, obviously... #socialbrands
  18. @pieceofadvice can't open youtube over 3g, so I'll say 'probably'.
  19. There are some bizarre summer haircuts going down, I can tell you. Someone walked out with a Neil Young.
  20. Have been in Luigi's barbers for 15 minutes and it's taken that long for MJ to come on the radio. People forget so soon.