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  1. Despite that start, the Gods smiled upon me at work. Fuck yes video!
  2. Nothing like showing up for work over an hour early and then having a semi large panic attack. :D
  3. Where can we get a bar, brawl, and brothel? The bowling alley of course!
  4. So remember kids: if she's not around she's a jerk, but when you tell her she's a jerk then you're just the jerk. Even if its true.
  5. This is painful. I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.
  6. OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO CIRCUMSIZE YOURSELF WITH NAIL CLIPPERS?!
  7. I'm making it official: I'm gonna be the Mad Hatter for Halloween.
  8. D: a yellowjacket got attracted to my food and so I had to throw it away because it scared me. Bees suck.
  9. Wow. That was better than finding a twenty in an old pant pocket!
  10. Quote of the Day: fake boobs feel like oranges.
  11. Ugh, i'm being tormented by lesbians.
  12. I'm watching Barney. Help.
  13. Ugh. I'm gonna uberly miss that retard if he doesn't come back.
  14. Wtf. Hit my head, don't have a concussion, but I feel stoned without MJ?
  15. Ow.
  16. I'm heading to Sac Pride. Woot.
  17. Man. So glad I'm not paired up with the dumbass I usually am.
  18. Man, it seems like everyone is in love there days.
  19. I'm going to implement a Freddie with @applesofeden: to insult me costs five dollars.
  20. @applesofeden: odd, those were my sentiments exactly.