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Despite that start, the Gods smiled upon me at work. Fuck yes video!11:26 AM Jul 9thfrom txt
Nothing like showing up for work over an hour early and then having a semi large panic attack. :D9:28 AM Jul 9thfrom txt
Where can we get a bar, brawl, and brothel? The bowling alley of course!4:52 PM Jul 8thfrom txt
So remember kids: if she's not around she's a jerk, but when you tell her she's a jerk then you're just the jerk. Even if its true.10:23 AM Jul 7thfrom txt
This is painful. I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.1:24 PM Jul 3rdfrom txt
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO CIRCUMSIZE YOURSELF WITH NAIL CLIPPERS?!8:55 AM Jul 1stfrom txt
I'm making it official: I'm gonna be the Mad Hatter for Halloween.9:38 PM Jun 30thfrom txt
D: a yellowjacket got attracted to my food and so I had to throw it away because it scared me. Bees suck.1:41 PM Jun 30thfrom txt
Wow. That was better than finding a twenty in an old pant pocket!2:24 PM Jun 26thfrom txt