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  1. Someone should fly up in the clouds and turn off the faucet. 10:22 PM Sep 21st, 2009 from web
  2. Retweet this awesome blog for losing weight off free products! http://cari-weightloss.org 1:37 PM Aug 18th, 2009 from web
  3. How do you knock a fart? What is the origin of the word fartknocker? Why do I have these thoughts? 4:18 AM Aug 26th, 2008 from web
  4. Tea Tea the wonderful drink. The more I have the more I think. The more I think the better I feel, I've drank so much I'm starting to peel. 4:57 PM Aug 18th, 2008 from web
  5. Grouchy, Grumpy, Crabby, Growly, Mean, Ornery and slightly Horny. That is how I feel. All the 7 dwarfs rolled into one. Damn!!!! 10:30 AM Aug 14th, 2008 from web
  6. wide ass awake. can't sleep. gotta git up in 4 hours for work. Sometimes it just sucks. 7:09 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from web
  7. I think my ass fell off somewhere. Never mind, I found it. I was sitting on it. 5:22 AM Aug 6th, 2008 from web
  8. It's 3:10 in the morning. Time to quit having wild sex and go home now. 12:11 AM Aug 2nd, 2008 from web
  9. EEEWWWWW!!!! Who Farted? Wait, it was me. sorry. 4:08 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  10. Storm clouds on the whorerisin. Is that spelled right? Where is my dictionary??. Hell it looks right! 4:30 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
  11. My day off is done. It was not very much fun. But the one biggest perk, I wasn't at work. 4:22 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
  12. Up. Blogging. Drinking coffee. Farting. Going to work. Maybe. 2:27 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from web
  13. So how does one write a post about the word LICK and keep it decent and non vulgar? I don't think I can. 4:57 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web
  14. just finishing vacation. Writing songs and recording same. 7:02 AM Jul 20th, 2008 from web
  15. Farting. Big time. Baked beans fer lunch. 5:48 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web