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  1. I wonder what we're having for dinner? Don't look at me. I have no idea.
  2. Husband seems to be recovering from the plague. Daughter still gets headache when ibuprofen wears off. I ought to hide in a cloud of Lysol.
  3. Met @AmyLetinsky at writer's workshop. Cool coincidence.
  4. Why do workshop organizers not understand the necessity of lots of ice and Diet Coke? Head aches.
  5. I feel like a bad mom. I'm missing the last soccer game of the season. Instead, I'm at a writing workshop.
  6. I need a day between Fridays and Saturdays. I propose a day called Extraday. Who's with me?
  7. 7-year old woke up, said several completely incoherent sentences, ending with "I forgot what I was going to say." She did not feel feverish.
  8. Having a sick kid leads me to hypochondria. Does my head hurt because I've caught germs? Or because I need sleep? Or because I'm nuts?
  9. 7-year old is ill. Woke me at 3 a.m. with complaints that her room had too much space and it was keeping her awake. Also, achey. *yawn*
  10. The likelihood the children will sleep in tomorrow is related to their ages. The younger the kid, the less likely. Alas.
  11. I can still pass Algebra with straight A's. Just in case you were wondering. But I can't tell you how I know. That's classified info.
  12. FYI: That place by Trader Joes is a UPS store. You need Fedex. Duh.
  13. I'm running a half million errands on this rainy day and trying to avoid spilling Diet Coke in the car.
  14. I purchased bacon scented soap and bacon flavored mints for my 11-year old at his request. It takes so little to make a kid's day.
  15. It's 5 p.m. and already dark here. That's the bad news. The good news? Candles.
  16. Riding to Mars Hill Church with my overly talkative family. I am not alert.
  17. Cringing while watching MMA with my husband. (Earlier, had a few laughs watching the odd "Men Who Stare At Goats").
  18. Dear Everyone: If you'd all just order popcorn, this line would move a lot faster. Seriously.
  19. Rain, thunder & lightning gave way to hail. Extra grateful for calmer weather we had during game. No rain then!
  20. Soccer game victory followed by Dairy Queen. My feet are thawed. Now lightning and thunder and rain.