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  1. I overestimated my competence. And that's the least of it, really.
  2. This is the most inefficient school pick-up line in the entire world.
  3. And just that fast, our meager snowfall is gone.
  4. One of the most glorious phrases in the English language: "school has a two hour snow delay".
  5. Being a grown up is so much less fun than I expected. Seriously. Let this be a lesson to you kids: Don't grow up!
  6. If I were a color, right now I'd be dark gray, flat gray without a hint of silver.
  7. This birthday party is almost over. Oh wait. There are still gifts to open. Drat. This is not my favorite way to spend a Saturday.
  8. My head hurts and I'm sick. Beware...and pass the tissues.
  9. Again, I exited my warm car to take this photo for you! http://twitpic.com/sv2rt
  10. It's that time of day when I think I ought to be productive but instead feel guilty for doing nothing.
  11. I got out of the car in thirty degree weather to take this picture for you. http://twitpic.com/slcnv
  12. I regret starting Couch to 5K at this time of year because the wind chill factor makes it feel like 11 degrees here today. Dread.
  13. I read a whole book today: The Handmaid and the Carpenter by Elizabeth Berg. Excellent. Perfect for the season.
  14. Just saw Blind Side. (Awesome.) Now wondering why it's like the arctic here? First, mild Seattle climate?Second, hello? Global warming?
  15. Our power came on an hour ago. *whew*
  16. Returned home through branch-strewn streets to a cold house with no power. My poor deflated snowmen and bewildered kids.
  17. We're on our way to Mars Hill Church but sadly, @pastormark won't be at our campus today. Video sermon instead followed by Dick's Drive-In.
  18. I parked in seven different parking lots today in my quest to conjure Christmas magic. Now my feet hurt.
  19. Indoor Christmas decorations are up. Youngest two kids displayed good will toward each other while hanging ornaments. A Christmas miracle!
  20. Against my will, I completed my third week of C25K. Now I need to buy replacement Christmas lights. Why do they die in storage?