MelodeeHelms
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I wonder what we're having for dinner? Don't look at me. I have no idea.
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
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Husband seems to be recovering from the plague. Daughter still gets headache when ibuprofen wears off. I ought to hide in a cloud of Lysol.
about 21 hours ago
from Echofon
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Met @ at writer's workshop. Cool coincidence.
3:58 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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Why do workshop organizers not understand the necessity of lots of ice and Diet Coke? Head aches.
2:14 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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I feel like a bad mom. I'm missing the last soccer game of the season. Instead, I'm at a writing workshop.
10:45 AM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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I need a day between Fridays and Saturdays. I propose a day called Extraday. Who's with me?
12:24 AM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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7-year old woke up, said several completely incoherent sentences, ending with "I forgot what I was going to say." She did not feel feverish.
1:21 AM Nov 13th
from web
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Having a sick kid leads me to hypochondria. Does my head hurt because I've caught germs? Or because I need sleep? Or because I'm nuts?
6:06 PM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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7-year old is ill. Woke me at 3 a.m. with complaints that her room had too much space and it was keeping her awake. Also, achey. *yawn*
9:57 AM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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The likelihood the children will sleep in tomorrow is related to their ages. The younger the kid, the less likely. Alas.
1:09 AM Nov 11th
from web
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I can still pass Algebra with straight A's. Just in case you were wondering. But I can't tell you how I know. That's classified info.
7:48 PM Nov 10th
from Echofon
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FYI: That place by Trader Joes is a UPS store. You need Fedex. Duh.
12:13 PM Nov 9th
from Echofon
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I'm running a half million errands on this rainy day and trying to avoid spilling Diet Coke in the car.
11:43 AM Nov 9th
from Echofon
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I purchased bacon scented soap and bacon flavored mints for my 11-year old at his request. It takes so little to make a kid's day.
1:37 AM Nov 9th
from Echofon
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It's 5 p.m. and already dark here. That's the bad news. The good news? Candles.
5:12 PM Nov 8th
from web
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Riding to Mars Hill Church with my overly talkative family. I am not alert.
10:03 AM Nov 8th
from Echofon
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Cringing while watching MMA with my husband. (Earlier, had a few laughs watching the odd "Men Who Stare At Goats").
9:28 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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Dear Everyone: If you'd all just order popcorn, this line would move a lot faster. Seriously.
4:44 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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Rain, thunder & lightning gave way to hail. Extra grateful for calmer weather we had during game. No rain then!
3:42 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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Soccer game victory followed by Dairy Queen. My feet are thawed. Now lightning and thunder and rain.
3:17 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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- Name Melodee Helms
- Location iPhone: 47.620239,-122.352394
- Web http://unretouche...
- Bio Wife to @alvinhelms. Mother of four. Writer. Blogger. My kids still don't pick up their socks or rinse their dishes. I hate coffee. I read a lot.
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