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  1. A hearty welcome to my new followers! Hope you're here a bit before you decide to unfollow and running screaming into the night... about 10 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Tom Brady must be good in bed, he spends so much time in the SACK. 6:51 PM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  3. From the stench in the hallway, I'm beginning to think someone died up here. Related: scallops don't taste as good in reverse. 6:30 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  4. @DarrinSearancke Hallo thar, fellow Haligonian! 11:56 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to DarrinSearancke
  5. I'm in Spanx and pantyhose and just realized that I have to pee. FML. 10:59 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  6. What's the recovery time after fighting your way into Spanx? I'm asking for my fat ass. 9:54 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  7. @ThatKevinSmith is freaking killing me today. All talk about ass for breakfast. 9:28 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  8. @lolaaugustine Shit, Bubbles should be on Twitter! 9:22 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to lolaaugustine
  9. @lolaaugustine hah, I did some extra work on their first movie. He's a nice guy. 9:21 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to lolaaugustine
  10. Bf's work Xmas party tonight @ the Sheraton. Dressing up for dinner, drinks and dancing! No promises on not doing the Axl though... 9:20 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  11. @ernursek that's all kinds of awesome! 7:33 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to ernursek
  12. @johncmayer plays music? I just thought he was funny. 5:24 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  13. @HFX it's spam, my dear. :) 11:34 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific in reply to HFX
  14. There's a woman on this bus wearing pajamas and heels. Stylin'. 1:55 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  15. @justkramer is that a euphemism? I can answer yes, to both. 12:09 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific in reply to justkramer
  16. Doing my part to buy kraft dinner for the kiddies #nokidhungry 12:05 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  17. If you look to be the same age as my kids, I sure won't give you a cigarette. But I will give you a lecture. 9:15 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  18. Didn't realize how deaf I was this morning until bf pointed out that the stereo was jacked at 5am. Oops. 1:52 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  19. @mellafabulous and by lol girl, I meant lil. I don't think she was laughing out loud. Maybe on the inside though. 1:52 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to mellafabulous
  20. Bf's niece gave birth to a beautiful lol girl this afternoon. Still doesn't make my ovaries scream for more. 1:47 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific