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  1. Im watching the Underworld trilogy. But i couldnt watch Lucious being punished. Happy fourth of July.
  2. I was thinking about the whole Yours, Mine, beaming Ours after marriage and you toss out all thats mine and keep most of yours.
  3. Help! I ran out of pain killer and ice cream.
  4. I thought i could just chew it instead of getting up and brushing my teeth.
  5. I think Orbitz gum gives me a headache. Maybe its just this type. Ideas?
  6. I love it when @dhewlett complains!
  7. This baby will need all the help he can get if he is going to dominate the world properly.
  8. Thats it! I have some battered Alaskan Cod in the freezer. Omega fatty acid. Great for brain development.
  9. Somethings fishy. My mouth can be clean as a whistle.
  10. Hey, this brand is made by unilever. Dont they make Irish Spring?
  11. You see i went swimming and burned up tons of calories so now i have to replenish them. Its not just a want.
  12. I read that the oil in peanut butter is a homeopathic pain killer. Dont know id call it a comfort food.
  13. When youre pregnant its am unspoken rule. Dont stand between me and anything i want to eat.
  14. I ate a carton of sugar free ice cream too and a whole lap of bread and butter pickles. I need to go to the store now and replenish.
  15. There is am eat smart label on this. Maybe it is a warning to eat responsibly. Oh well, too late!
  16. Apples and peanut butter sounds good! Ill try grapes in peanut butter.
  17. Someone needs to take the peanut butter away from me. But, im alone guess i can eat it then.
  18. Nearly ate a jar of skippy it says it helps fuel the fun. So far i dont notice. It tastes good Though. Almost too good.
  19. Having a baby is like running a marathon. Its hard but it has an end and you will have the memory forever.
  20. They are making a movie about the life of Billy Mays starring Steve Carell.