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  1. @gwenbell no I'm just multi-tasking. Silly.
  2. @AskJinxCat oh...you...how adorable. Come here and let me pet you.
  3. .@MistyCunningham No, yeah, I dropped off the invitations today. Then I flipped all the kids off.
  4. @gwenbell I'm reading this while having sex. It's okay. Oh wait this is awkward.
  5. "I wish I'd worn my eatin' pants last night." "I wish you didn't have eatin' pants"
  6. Scrabble scores, I'm on the left. http://flic.kr/p/7iQp9s
  7. Planning 5th annual NYE party. Theme "2009, Go Fuck Yourself" the party is kid friendly or I'd say something harsh.
  8. Turns out almost all the windows were open a tiny bit making the house freezing. I thought it was logan's cold, dead soul. Thank goodness.
  9. @jenhaley yes! I'll have a post about it! Thank you! And a real order of Teddy my daughters real lovie.
  10. @Imacrazymom oh man I forgot about that show. Dvr'ing now
  11. Never mind, I just remembered I've never rammed a fire hydrant or a tree on my own street. But I might. Someday. You know how I am.
  12. I just think there's something more to this Tiger Woods story. But how many times have I rammed a fire hydrant at the end of my driveway?
  13. Making healthcare choices for 2010. Thank god we're middle class, working for the man and like the opposite sex in that way. So backwards.
  14. .@S_cerevisiae From Simply Recipes http://bit.ly/7kGOj0
  15. I think this replacement pie is better than the first. http://flic.kr/p/7iHCwz
  16. Logan's been at the gym for over an hour now. I picture him just standing around kissing his bicep.
  17. Pie secret ingredient? Pear Brandy. Yum.
  18. Replacement pie is in oven. Will be securely placed on counter when done cooking.
  19. Going to store to pick up fresh pie ingredients. Too good to not have 2 pieces. http://is.gd/54Obu
  20. Also had a pie accident. Fell out of fridge. We're all in mourning. It was a really good pie. We barely had time to know you.