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  1. @gwenbell no I'm just multi-tasking. Silly. about 8 hours ago from SimplyTweet in reply to gwenbell
  2. @AskJinxCat oh...you...how adorable. Come here and let me pet you. about 8 hours ago from SimplyTweet in reply to AskJinxCat
  3. .@MistyCunningham No, yeah, I dropped off the invitations today. Then I flipped all the kids off. about 8 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to MistyCunningham
  4. @gwenbell I'm reading this while having sex. It's okay. Oh wait this is awkward. about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to gwenbell
  5. "I wish I'd worn my eatin' pants last night." "I wish you didn't have eatin' pants" about 9 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. Scrabble scores, I'm on the left. http://flic.kr/p/7iQp9s about 10 hours ago from Flickr
  7. Planning 5th annual NYE party. Theme "2009, Go Fuck Yourself" the party is kid friendly or I'd say something harsh. about 11 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  8. Turns out almost all the windows were open a tiny bit making the house freezing. I thought it was logan's cold, dead soul. Thank goodness. about 11 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  9. @jenhaley yes! I'll have a post about it! Thank you! And a real order of Teddy my daughters real lovie. about 11 hours ago from SimplyTweet in reply to jenhaley
  10. @Imacrazymom oh man I forgot about that show. Dvr'ing now about 11 hours ago from SimplyTweet in reply to Imacrazymom
  11. Never mind, I just remembered I've never rammed a fire hydrant or a tree on my own street. But I might. Someday. You know how I am. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  12. I just think there's something more to this Tiger Woods story. But how many times have I rammed a fire hydrant at the end of my driveway? about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  13. Making healthcare choices for 2010. Thank god we're middle class, working for the man and like the opposite sex in that way. So backwards. about 14 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  14. .@S_cerevisiae From Simply Recipes http://bit.ly/7kGOj0 about 15 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to S_cerevisiae
  15. I think this replacement pie is better than the first. http://flic.kr/p/7iHCwz about 15 hours ago from Flickr
  16. Logan's been at the gym for over an hour now. I picture him just standing around kissing his bicep. about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  17. Pie secret ingredient? Pear Brandy. Yum. about 16 hours ago from Brizzly
  18. Replacement pie is in oven. Will be securely placed on counter when done cooking. about 16 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  19. Going to store to pick up fresh pie ingredients. Too good to not have 2 pieces. http://is.gd/54Obu about 18 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  20. Also had a pie accident. Fell out of fridge. We're all in mourning. It was a really good pie. We barely had time to know you. about 20 hours ago from SimplyTweet