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@heathred It's just for ten days. Just a ten day shack up while we're getting my house beautiful.about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to heathred
And so it begins. The ten-day house rejuvenation project and @melissalion #fancyhats shack-up.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
@kiala I'm here for a moment. We're starting the painting of my house. #fancyhats ran an errand so I have a moment to slack off #slavedriverabout 10 hours ago from web
Plate and Pitchfork was amazing. I ate lamb tongue. Sat next to @MatthewJBrown who has a sense of humor equally inappropriate. #awesomeabout 10 hours ago from web
@Seeger Love!2:08 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to Seeger
I'm sorry everyone but the wrecked, abandoned Buick regal is now gone from my front yard. The weeds are still there, however. Takers?1:11 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
@tonyfaulkner And Perrier, right? #spoileddrugmule1:09 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to tonyfaulkner
@MeaganKate My prom date is now gay. #somethingidid1:08 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to MeaganKate
@Locket2you Oh, you. You with your charms thinking I'm 19. I'm actually like 22. #sophisticated1:07 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to Locket2you
@pdxlilly Believe me. I know it. Will do on the fun part. Just ate a bowl of Cheerios in preparation.1:06 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to pdxlilly
@MeaganKate Obsession for me? Um like try Sears. #educatingouryouth1:04 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to MeaganKate
I'm going to take a nap now to prepare for the $125 per plate dinner I'm going to tonight. #whitepeopleproblems1:02 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
@MeaganKate Dude, put on some Drakar, or Obsession for men and I'll be yours.1:01 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to MeaganKate
Also, of living in University City when the UC White Boys would get up to no good sportin' their Drakaar and Z cavaricis. #Imdown12:59 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
This reminds me of when I lived in the Western Addition in San Francisco. And we'd have a cop parked in our driveway all night.12:58 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
@tonyfaulkner @TylerInCMYK It's true, a drug mule is a lucrative recession-proof career. Comin' to getcha out. I'll have your OE iced.12:56 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
I'm too sexy. New blog post. http://bit.ly/51foc12:55 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
I have a meeting at an office at 9am today. I'm as confused as you are. #professionalwriter7:45 AM Jul 17th from web
Plate and Pitchfork tonight with #fancyhats. Bringing the Holga for some pretty evening shots. Can't wait.7:40 AM Jul 17th from web
@Locket2you I'm not going to Ignite. [insert frowning emoticon] But soon! Very soon!5:13 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to Locket2you

Name melissalion
Location Portland, OR
Web http://www.meliss...
Bio Empress of Social Mediocrity (And professional writer and blogger)

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