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  1. @Gailporter yes! It's good, but a little scary & gory. Enjoy!about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Gailporter
  2. Uncle Si made a very good decision this evening with Jedward - a great day for music.about 13 hours ago from web
  3. I would love to be at Little Marky Owen's wedding today! I wish they were my mates.about 20 hours ago from web
  4. not sure what can beat a cockney Irish band covering Umbrella. X Factor got nothing on this!1:20 PM Nov 7th from mobile web
  5. that meant to say taping x factor. think chas has just come on now. OMFG!1:00 PM Nov 7th from mobile web
  6. tspunt x factor. ally pally fireworks and German beer fest instead. best fireworks ever.12:59 PM Nov 7th from mobile web
  7. Just cottoned on that Chas, of Chas n Dave fame is gonna be performing at the German Beer Festival at Ally Pally fireworks tonight. Woohoo!7:53 AM Nov 7th from web
  8. Staring down the barrel of a potential disaster. Sky is knocked off and I may miss Fleetwood Mac argh!10:31 AM Nov 6th from web
  9. @iainlee. Oh, you have already tweeted this major news. Hey ho.10:29 AM Nov 6th from web
  10. @iainlee Fleetwood Mac-tastic (oh yeah) on BBC4 this evening. 9pm to 10.50pm. Now THAT'S how to enjoy a Friday night. Ahem.10:29 AM Nov 6th from web
  11. For crying out loud.Sky 1 9pm Derek Acorah is hosting a seance - Michael Jackson: The Search for His Spirit. Hosted by June Sarpong. FFS.10:24 AM Nov 6th from web
  12. @WagMarshallPage not this one though - it's the first scary pug I've ever seen! http://www.pugs.nl/images/p...1:42 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to WagMarshallPage
  13. @WagMarshallPage I think I'd have to go for the beige like this little fella! http://www.thecuteproject.c...1:41 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to WagMarshallPage
  14. @scottcolothan we dream the same dream...http://bit.ly/34EEQv1:08 AM Nov 6th from web
  15. I really want a pug dog!1:06 AM Nov 6th from web
  16. RT @Wossy My dog, Mr Pickle looks hot, this morning. Something about him-- a devil may care swagger. Lock up your Lady Pugs...1:06 AM Nov 6th from web
  17. RT @tweetmeme Lady GaGa, Elvis, Michael Jackson Turned Into My Little Pony Characters - Pictures - GIGWISE http://bit.ly/4ghS8h8:50 AM Nov 5th from web
  18. RT @scottcolothan Cunt of the day award goes to this cunt: http://tinyurl.com/yeebn7e @cuntoftheday8:38 AM Nov 5th from web
  19. @caitlinmoran Can you imagine BEING Jackie? How fabulous.2:21 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to caitlinmoran
  20. I see no reason why I can't remember it tomorrow on the 6th with a German beer festival at Alexandra Palace.2:11 AM Nov 5th from web
  • Name Van Occupanther
  • Location The Northern end of London.
  • Bio I'd prefer to be in Madagascar
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