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  1. does not know why pandora thinks she is in total emo nonstop love with natalie imbruglia. every station, all the time.
  2. there is no solution except for me to drink alcohol and sleep on the roof.
  3. has the mean reds.
  4. my bus is here, but no driver. That's new.
  5. gay marriage destroyed the sanford family. AND THE DINOSAURS. http://thediscust.com/?p=547
  6. pretty sure i just passed the wish-i-wasn't-chafing girls from pride.
  7. @fleuredeflorida same thing we use to for our stores, since we had a relationship in place.
  8. will clarify: last night, while totally, utterly epic, did not actually end up in kentucky... or anywhere nearly so awful.
  9. i hate kentucky.
  10. 'define good time, is what i'm saying.'
  11. we are totally stuck in kentucky. And drunk.
  12. is preparing an evening of exploration and adventure in uncharted territory... gaithersburg!
  13. is convinced bloody marys enhance muscle recovery after workouts. cos of, uh, lycopenes? it's SCIENCE people.
  14. what more do you want from me? i am only one woman, okay.
  15. just read the whole stream about sanford's conf to the office, to much laughter and disbelief. thnx @anamariecox @katebornstein @MsMolly_DC
  16. @petehoekstra i passed on dessert since the boss was buying. you know, like gandhi.
  17. had mussels for lunch. mmmmmmm.
  18. going home for a monster run to burn off some work fidgetiness. (tomorrow night, chef geoff's will serve the same purpose.)
  19. when even seacrest is hurtin, you know it's time for a margarita tuesday. RT @RyanSeacrest im already wanting a nap today
  20. also - f/t/r - was not on the metro & is just fine.