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  1. Regretsy link. Magnets can short out a pacemaker!! http://bit.ly/2THN6e about 17 hours ago from web
  2. Sorry, have to give props, that last tweet was seen on @regretsy wesbsite. That site is KILLING ME! Along with @Oatmeal about 17 hours ago from web
  3. OH MY GAWD: What the fuck does reborn mean? What is this abomination? http://bit.ly/kDw05 about 17 hours ago from web
  4. @mariospeedwagon I'm glad you are ok! about 19 hours ago from web in reply to mariospeedwagon
  5. @jimmyjewell Hey what? My sources say you weren't even there! Adam created a wod called 'Coffee & A Doughnut." I'm doing it tomorrow about 19 hours ago from web in reply to jimmyjewell
  6. Today was suck-tastic. I couldn't name one co-worker who did not feel the weight of the heinous suck today. It was THAT BAD. about 20 hours ago from web
  7. @foodgeekery Oh oh oh, BCC'ing the boss = worst kind of treachery!! If u can't say include someone as CC, then you shouldn't include at all! 2:13 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to foodgeekery
  8. Here is my work tip for the day: You only need to use ONE QUESTION MARK when asking a question via email. Multiple ??? = really effing rude. 2:04 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. @twittersnooze BUMMER!! TwitterSnooze is currently asleep. I might wake him up in few weeks when I have free time Until then, sweet dreams. 12:45 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. RT @timoreilly Best exercise for healthy bones? Surprising answer: http://bit.ly/1ZMXNZ (sounds like box jumps are in order!) 9:37 PM Nov 12th from web
  11. Dolly Dearest - http://shar.es/ayhVM 8:46 PM Nov 12th from ShareThis.com
  12. RT @gordonshumway SHAPE magazine says I can lose pound by Friday! That's tomorrow, either they're lying or they expect me to cut off my feet 8:37 PM Nov 12th from web
  13. @mental_floss Whaaat? That's crazy! Never heard that part in school, we just saw the terrible footage & were left to believe all perished! 8:37 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to mental_floss
  14. @tarynrom It doesn't really add much taste to anything, but it's a good source of fat! 6:11 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to tarynrom
  15. The Motherfucking Pterodactyl http://pterodactyl.me/ from @oatmeal (I want to make hot love on this comic) 6:11 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. @ryuuenx That is truly heinous. How do people like that exist?? 5:59 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to ryuuenx
  17. Oh man, what the fuck Selden!??! http://bit.ly/XuxCg 5:59 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. RT @joelmchale You all better watching or getting ready to watch Community right now. Yeah, I sing. (I love this effing show) 5:34 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. RT @PasteMagazine Shit My Dad Says Creator Justin Halpern Talks Book Deal TV Show http://bit.ly/1vcgBB (this makes me kind of like the guy) 1:35 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. @Troptraditions How about a coconut almond butter option ? This would still be tasty AND paleo friendly! Us paleo peeps don't dig on legumes 1:09 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to Troptraditions