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  1. @LoloCaps #itshouldbeillegal to be lazy enough to not earn health insurance. 3:13 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to LoloCaps
  2. "Penises are always nice..." - David #humor #fail 3:11 PM Oct 27th from web
  3. "I know a lot about buttsex" - Alex #humor #fail 3:10 PM Oct 27th from web
  4. "I slept in dog piss" - Marvin #humor #fail 1:22 PM Oct 7th from web
  5. "What's the point if you can't fit your mouth around it?" #humor #fail 2:03 PM Sep 30th from web
  6. "There are big boobs on my screen, I promise...!" #fail 2:45 PM Sep 28th from web
  7. "I said it as if I was not saying it..." (via Aaron) #fail #humor 11:06 AM Sep 24th from web
  8. "Stomachs are like yawning..." #fail #humor 10:53 AM Sep 24th from web
  9. "I literally just gave birth to something..." - Nathan 9:45 AM Sep 4th from web
  10. "Some pickles taste better than others, too!" #fail #humor 7:03 AM Jul 28th from web
  11. "You always say 'Oy Vey!', are you spanish?" #Fail #Humor 12:09 PM Jul 2nd from web
  12. "Did you just do that with your mouth?" #Fail #Humor 12:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
  13. "I just have to make sure I have it tightly in my hand before I start shaking it..." #fail #humor 8:30 AM Jun 18th from web
  14. "Gracias Monsieur!" #fail #humor 8:58 AM Jun 16th from web
  15. "Why are you doing that? Does it make it come faster?" #fail #humor 5:57 AM Jun 16th from web
  16. "Coke makes me burp" #fail #humor 3:07 PM Jun 10th from web
  17. "Do they make Windows for different Spanish versions?" #fail #humor 10:00 AM Jun 10th from web
  18. "I could walk around on my knees and you could walk around with balloons in your shirt!" #fail #humor 5:21 AM Jun 9th from web
  19. "I sound retarded..." #fail #humor 12:23 PM Jun 5th from web
  20. "They should call it titter instead of twitter..." #fail #humor 12:18 PM Jun 5th from web