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Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel !!!! (via @)
1:19 PM Dec 8th
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RT @: Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
3:46 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: Agreed!!! Even @ is more Aussie than them now!!! RT @: Sorry, AC/DC has not been an Australian band since 1979
3:46 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: What makes these songs adult contemporary?
3:16 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: Just gave relationship advice to my taxi driver, who's girlfriend left him and is now a lesbian....
3:15 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: - Our team minogue cheerleader!
3:14 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: Feel kinda bad tweeting about having my underpants on backwards and buying a Nintendo Wii when I read @
5:42 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: RT @: If we have Mother Nature and Mother Earth, does that make the universe an lesbian ?
5:42 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi
5:40 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." - Steven Wright
5:37 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: Wen i was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut, a beatle, an actor and a fire truck!
3:08 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: Dry, bit grey & really windy out there
3:07 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: Goodnight everyone. Please behave yourselves. Remember, you're in a public place.
3:07 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: Ok I must be determine now. Start to do something on my expanding tummy.....*kungfu panda*
3:06 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: WEATHER ALERT VICTORIANS - a massive dust storm and strong winds have just reached Bacchus Marsh :(
6:54 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: pic of rotary clothes line in Melbourne 73 years BEFORE the Hills hoist was developed by Lance Hill
6:11 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: Stumbled across a fire engine, paramedics and the police performing CPR on an unfortunate person on Swanston St... ..
6:10 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: Phew! Who turned up the heater in Melbourne today?
6:09 PM Nov 19th
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@ . . . (are they straight translations or twisted for humour?) . . .
2:38 AM Nov 17th
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RT @: Last chance for 'Tits out Tuesday' peeps, season finale of on tonight. Are you bogans ready?
2:33 AM Nov 17th
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