mel_la_chicken
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I need to learn how to be funny enough for people to follow and @ me. Apparently, my cute smile and blow job skills just aren't enough...
1:22 PM Aug 23rd
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@ amen, sista
1:19 PM Aug 23rd
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in reply to akaMonty
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@ why are you sulking? your life cannot possibly suck bigger balls than MINE.
1:17 PM Aug 23rd
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in reply to planetofjanet
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@ I have bodacious tatas. So, it has to be a real thing.
1:17 PM Aug 23rd
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in reply to mikedoe
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This day is not going well. Shit, shit, shit...
8:19 AM Jun 10th
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holy shit! I've been twitter-spammed with PORN!!! Jesus take the wheel....
1:36 PM Jun 8th
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I've decided to do NOTHING but cook lunch for my boss at my job. Wonder how long it will take me to get fired?
12:39 PM Jun 8th
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I'm bored. BORED! And also, disgusted, sad and um... twitterpated.
12:25 PM Jun 8th
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@ "gamboling" is a very good word.
12:24 PM Jun 8th
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in reply to rico31262
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I am thinking twitter sort of sucks balls. Dirty, hairy, wrinkly balls, not unlike those of a 50 year old gorilla....
4:43 AM Jun 8th
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Another day, another dollar.... another crappy monday
4:06 AM Jun 8th
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Oh, God, I need a life....
11:04 AM Jun 7th
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Need someone to harvest my onions. FarmTown is my life....
11:00 AM Jun 7th
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Kids are now laying in hot sun. Room is still filthy. Fuck.
10:54 AM Jun 7th
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what is the cursing rule here?
8:08 AM Jun 7th
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It is official. My kids suck and are useless. Have told them i will not buy food till their room is clean.
7:59 AM Jun 7th
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@ Hello, darlin'
7:37 AM Jun 7th
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@ Hello, Beautiful! I'm BACK!!!
7:34 AM Jun 7th
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- Name melody waddell
- Location Beckley, WV
- Bio Getting my SHINE on....
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