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  1. @ltaylor100 That's how you get forehead wrinkles. Trust me on this one.
  2. @WillDean, ha, REAL FEEL. I meant to enter it that way. So it would rhyme, obviously.
  3. Finally confronting my to-do-list nemesis head-on. 4:45pm, flagpole, ZOMBIELAND. Prepare to be screened.
  4. My mom's not on Twitter so it's safe for me to say how I REAL feel over here, which is this: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Mum's the word, yo.
  5. @Jim_Brunner It ain't gonna be over tonight, so get your ass home already.
  6. Argh, Zombieland has officially become my NEMESIS.
  7. Something is terribly, terribly wrong with me. As evidenced by the fact I STILL have not gone to see Zombieland. WTF, Meg? Get it together!
  8. @ltaylor100 Beer is for sissies. I've got some Mike's Hard Lemonade you can have, though. Waaaaait a second. . .
  9. If there is an afterlife, Damon Lindelof better tell me WTF when I get up there. #mylasttweetonearth
  10. @tinarowley I can come over and punch it in the face. If that would help. It might not help, though.
  11. Someone's Watching Me! (No, not ME me, Lauren Hutton me!) http://tinyurl.com/megrevswm
  12. Shaaaaane! Fuck you, Shane! #failedlastlines
  13. @Jim_Brunner will be on King5 tonight grilling the Seattle mayoral candidates. He's very good at grilling. As well as baking. And pickling.
  14. @tinarowley @ltaylor100 Get out, you two hooligans! Jesus, they let anybody Twitter these days. . .
  15. Finally posted her review of Paranormal Activity. I know, I know, you've been DYING. http://tinyurl.com/megrevpa...
  16. Old Luke, he was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he’s a natural-born booty-shaker. #failedlastlines
  17. Goodbye, Mary Poppins! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! #failedlastlines